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Aw man. This is so disappointing. I wouldve rather seen his major organs shut down nearing the summit of an epic mountain stage. Then blame it on his girlfriend. Oh, cobra, we hardly knew ye....

He gets like 10 yrs to lifetime ban for this, right? I guess homemade transfusion is a little more finicky than brewing your own beer?
"Area Hayseed Flubs Home Transfusion - World Markets Unaffected"
In Italy, anything "artigianale" is better, whether it is gelato or formaggio di capra...

I wonder if Aldo Sassi could have had a sufficient positive influence on R.R. to make him behave differently.
Mmm... Bresaola.
Contador appealing his ban. wonder if the Spanish authorities will go easy on him.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/contador-submits-appeal-against-clenbuterol-ban
Sorry, this is too funny/nauseating to pass up:

www.kayleleogrande.com

"I am looking forward to returning to racing after taking 2 years off to spend time with family, manage my tattoo business and re evaluate my goals in the sport of cycling."

Ha! Is that why he was gone for two years?

Re-evaluate = maybe not dope?
Saw this earlier. I'm hoping he posts to his website or his facebook page that great self-portrait of his meaty mitts holding vials of EPO and a note to Joe Papp. That would totally rock. Can anyone find that pic? I've been searching.

I think the re-evaluation is not bragging about how you contaminate samples, and not buying from a high-profile supplier.
guess who'll be back at le tour? your favorite tainted beef eating Spaniard.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/contador-ban-to-be-overturned
Cow-tippin', pro-tour style...
this is the bullshit of all bullshit...I wonder how much $$$ slipped into a Swiss bank account to make this happen?
this guy is slippery...

http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news;_ylt=Auyp1jZHsieBq7MSqCiMpJ85nYcB?slug=txlancearmstronginvest
At what point does a guy go from "slippery" to simply, "not guilty" in the theater of public opinion?
Great response and great question! If he is not indicted I will hold my tongue forever. My opinion will be "no comment" If Novitzky does not get an indictment, he should be reassigned to a post in Northern Alaska. He spent a ton of $$$ chasing leads all over the globe. I'm of the belief that the investigation had no initial direction or purpose and that Lance, by name was too big an elephant to pass up. As much as I've been an L.A. hater, I am much bigger proponent of due process. It is in the system now and we will all see eventually how it pans out.
All should share Alberto's disgust:

http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/02/news/alberto-contador-disgusted-by-spanish-federations-suggested-one-year-ban_159687

Maybe disgust can become a defense for doping.
cyclingfans Pete Geyer
L'Equipe, citing El Pais, is reporting that Contador ban has been overturned, he can begin racing as soon as he wants.

Is it April's Fool? Seems warm enough. . .
Three cheers for micro-dosing, drug half-lives, lucky timing and the "tainted supplement" excuse. Works every time it seems.

What I now plan to do, is to save 1/2 of key food substances I buy, contaminate them with my PED of choice and rock the cycling world with my great results. If I get busted all I have to do produce a piece of meat or my powdery drink mix for testing. Blamo! Insta-contaminated substance and accidental ingestion.

Of course, maybe that's too much effort. Because as we've seen after these forced breaks from the sport, these dope-heads come back to the sport and find a nice juicy contract to race pro or elite again (I can't wait to see in a few Sundays in Central Park and see my old friends. Woohoo).
If only Floyd had Contadoper's lawyers...sigh for what could have been...
this is all so lame

[shrugs]

never liked him anyway!
I'm a little sick to my stomach on this one.

http://velonews.competitor.com/2011/02/news/it’s-official-spanish-fed-clears-contador_159920
I guess a lot of concerned people are happy with this development. Not you and me, but who cares? I wonder what the clean riders think (I may be naive, but I still think there are some).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMko5LelBdA
interesting to see any leaked document, especially this one: can't imagine what type of shit you have pull to get a 10:

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/ucis-suspicious-list-leaked-from-2010-tour-de-france
I like seeing that Cancellara is a zero. Sadly, that's positive proof that he has a motor in his seat tube.

This suspicion rating is a little like our terror threat level.
I think the French should go public with it and have the riders display their suspicion level as a part of their jerseys. It could spawn so many more facets of competition at a race like the Tour...For instance "Best Young Rider Who's Probably Doped" (only open to riders under 25 who have suspicion rating <5). They'd be awarded a white jersey with random brown splotches all over it.
Bon mots!
Chapeau!
Yacks, come out of hibernation! Your moment has arrived!


CBS News lead story at 6;30 was preview of  coming this Sunday 60 Minutes report. Tyler Hamilton has flipped on Lance, in interview Tyler states that Armstrong used EPO going back to 1999 Tour, did in 2000 and 2001 Tour
Patrick-

You beat me to the punch. Here's the link:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504803_162-20064406-10391709.html

Unfortunately Hamilton may be the only other guy around whose truthfulmess is as easy a target for impeachment as Landis but perhaps the combined weight of testimony from Landis + Hamilton + Andreu + others will be persuasive.
Hm...doesn't really help that Hamilton looks like he's lying through his teeth in the interview.

*sigh*
True. Word today has it that Tyler Hamilton surrendered his 2004 Olympic gold medal to the United States Anti-Doping Agency.
Posted By: titoHm...doesn't really help that Hamilton looks like he's lying through his teeth in the interview.

*sigh*
I thought the same thing, but after watching it a second time it seems more like he is about to cry. Painful to watch.