Nov 25, 2012 at 08:15 PM
It is that time again, folks. Folks, it is time to put our mouths someplace so that we subsequently will know where we should put our moneys. Or something.
Goals for the "upcoming" season!
(I left off the year so this thread can be recycled/re-used forever.)
I'll start.
Racing
Win a goddamn road race once and for all
Sprint or lead out at Grant's Tomb
Manageable cramps at Battenkill
Super-domestique for strongest teammate at Battenkill
Become a skillful crit racer and contest for crit wins
Lead out a Kissena 3 to victory at Bound Brook
Don't get dropped at Pawling
Contest for stage wins at Green Mountain Stage Race
Never go out too hard in a TT
Identify a reliable (and safe) method to ensure a quality dump before morning races
Training
Destroy all of Malcolmson's Strava records
Minimum three hours per week on indoor trainer Dec.-Feb.
Sub-160 lbs., Grant's Tomb through GMSR
Take a full ten days completely off right in the middle of July, after the Jersey crits
Spend ten days in July dog-sitting Leroy and hanging out in W'burg showing off crisp tan lines
Crisp tan lines
Learn three of JP's secret training routes
Obtain possession of the jawbone or thimble
1200w for :05
1100w for :10
700w for 1:00
375w for 5:00
325w for 10:00
300w for 20:00
290w for 60:00
5:30 Alpine climb
"Hope springs eternal"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDTNEEu3Rw