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Tour of the Hilltowns

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Thankfully, I will be out of town for this bastard (I've done it 3 times).

Its a good one though, and I'm not hearing anybody talk about it, so figured I'd throw it up here.

https://www.bikereg.com/Net/16514

Most definitely a climbers race.
I'd totes do it if I wasn't working.

155km for the Pro-1-2's.  Barf!
I'd like to do it
Anyone driving up there? i had plans but they fell through.
This may just work for me.  Anybody interested?
Check out Canadian Mike's cameo at the top of the screen... how random is that?

http://www.nohobikeclub.org/nccwp/?events=ncc-tour-of-the-hilltowns
Ah Hilltowns...read my reports on this one.
I'm reg'd
Ryan J said:
Ah Hilltowns...read my reports on this one.
Ryan are your reports from 2012 or 2011? Search is still broken but I can't find them even on the "reduced to five pages" threads we have...
Yeah I couldn't find them last night either. I think the reports are from 2009, 2010, and 2011. 

Basically, I've just always done progressively more horrible at that race. 5th in the 5s in 2009 but not in the lead group. Then I got killed in the 4s in 2010 and finished like 40th. Then in 2011 I got dropped like a stone on East Hawley and abandoned. 

But that's just my performance. Its a good race, although the first 20 miles before East Hawley is a tad harrowing, depending on the field you're in. It's all descending - it feels like you're never doing less than 40 MPH and the roads are absolute shit. I kid you not there were like 5 crashes in the first 20 miles last time I did that race. Carbon and bodies just flying about like shrapnel.

But after you get to East Hawley the field shreds and its smooth sailing from there on out. And you never know, they may have repaved. I'd consider doing it again depending on where I'm at that week. I'll be prepping for Catskills so it will depend how it fits into the training plan.
@Ryan tell me this course isn't tailor made for you, including a ten mile uphill finish that ends with the steepest section?

You're on fuego these days - would be fun to watch you smash it.

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It is a good course for me indeed on the right day. If you wanna go I would probably tag along. It would be a good final tune up for Catskills.
I drove 116 and 8a last weekend. They have not been repaved. Could have been some patching work done but no new large stretches of fresh tarmac.

If I can sneak away from work I might be into this - I have a family friend in Hawley, too, so it might be easy on the wallet.

I probably can't take two Saturdays off in July, though - any thoughts about Hilltowns vs. Capitol Region?

Also...funny...my wife and I did a bike tour a couple of years ago through Western Mass, and we covered some of this race course before stopping for a day in Hawley.  That descent of 116 / 8A is really beautiful - a long winding road under a canopy of bright green.
The Normanzo Challenge: According to Strava, my best time from two appearances I made upon the arduous East Hawley climb is 21 minutes and 10 seconds. 

Therefore and forthrightly I do hereby offer up an unofficial contest: open to each and every Kissena rider who beats my East Hawley Personal Record, to these winners I will award a Bierkraft* gift certificate for $21.10 and to the fastest Kissena --a special prize: an autographed pair of William DC's bibs** used by this venerable clubsman in numerous races and training rides. These are highly coveted Champion System retro Kissena bibs circa 2009.


Rules and restrictions:
1. Participants must record the time on a self-propelled bicycle with no mechanical or other extra-body propulsion. Furthermore the climb must be performed as a Hilltowns race participant (any category).

2. Winners must finish the climb with the first or second group in their race, and finish the race in the top-20. This is to ensure that riders don't enter and race Hilltowns expressly for the purpose of winning this coveted prize.

3. Contestants must use 39/23 gearing.

4. At the start line, contestants must consume (and be photographed with) a half liter of Normanzo's Paleo Sport Drink. Contestants may choose from Kalf-n-Kale Klimber's Delight made with fresh Oregon calf's liver, cipollini onions, and hearty Northwest kales, or Norm's own favorite, Pedal Puddin' --that's right, made with real Blood Pudding from grass fed Hereford cattle just like the ones Norm's papa raised back in Cackalacky.

5. Contestants must race on aluminum rimmed wheels, just like Norm did when set his PR on East Hawley.

6. Rules 3-5 may be overlooked if Norm determines that you made a good faith effort to compete with dignity. 


Fine print: this contest will be cancelled if and when it is determined to be contrary to the club code of conduct as officiated by the Kissena Board of Directors.

* Since Ryan doesn't drink and will inevitably crush my time, he will be awarded a $20 gift certificate to KombuchaKraft --or if that has too much alcyhol, then another celebratory beverage of his choosing. Same goes for others who prefer other beverages.

** William --hey man, I found your bibs! I know you're cool with me donating them to this contest --as I'm sure you only wear the current, approved Kissena kit. And hey man, you can win them back!
Norm I'm gonna do it with a live calf strapped to my handlebars... I'll just chew at its throat periodically for FRESH BLOOD as the need arises.

And only one shoe.
That's the spirit Jules! You'll make it, I know you will!
bump: this race is next weekend.
I'm going to do this.  Anyone want to co-ordinate?  At present, my plan is to rent a car so 'co-ordination' means rental split.

I am as of yet undecided on going night before or day of.  At present, I'm 60% leaning towards night before as it doesn't affect rental cost and a Super8 doesn't break the bank.

Anyone keen, let me know.
I want to do it but I don't know about night before vs. day of yet.
OK-we'll figure something out.  

The drive is more or less the same as Capital Region last weekend, so that's what we are contending with if we do day of (of course, my journey starts an hour earlier to get to you).

I'll book a car today from my rental out here.

Just reg'd
I wish I could have gone to this race but family events prevent me to do so. Next year for sure.
Ha ha ha

Check out who finished 27th in Cat3 in 2011.  I didn't know they had that icon!

http://www.road-results.com/race/1085?utm_source=nccwebsite
Balls, I'm out. Was looking forward to this one but work calls. Occasionally life gets in the way of bike racing. I really need to get my priorities straight!
Ryan J said:
Balls, I'm out. Was looking forward to this one but work calls. Occasionally life gets in the way of bike racing. I really need to get my priorities straight!

I feel ya
Rene placed too. Times are wrong, 2 riders were up the road out of sight. I got pipped by colin tanner at the finish line as i relented my sprint. Should have gotten 4th overall but so I learn.
nice work

adam?
Nice work Yoshi!
Great job.
Wow, nice finish Aly! 

I feel certain that you bested my East Hawley time... and thereby I think you've won the Normanzo Challenge!