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I've not ridden in CO, but I have in Utah and Arizona and William is spot on: there are FAR fewer roads.
Most medium rides (60 miles) are out and back. To get any kind of a loop pushes the mileage up over 100.

For fun I just checked the shortest loop from Grand Junction, CO: 234 miles.  (i guess the clue is in the town name)

((Two of my English friends lived in Fort Collins for a few years and while the riding was pretty good they simply could not cope with the whole pro-military/pro-life/pro-NRA/evangelical thing that they found way too pervasive.))

California varies, but I think one could live a happy life riding in Marin county.
Was in Colorado last Summer for "work".  That in itself is BS, as a scientist I work in a lab, anywhere else, i.e. a conference centre, is just stupid.  Hence I took it as time where I was being paid to travel and ride (I was outrageously unprofessional.  Each morning the conference started at 9am.  I would arrive 1045ish after having got back from my ride, showered and after stopping off at the rather impressive small coffee shop that Snowmass had).

I rode Independence Pass 4 mornings in a row!  Brilliant.  I am not sure about you Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens or NJ-side of the Hudson peeps, but Long island blows in comparison.  I'll take the out and back in the mountains any day over this Soccer Mom, Humvee, cell phone AND Latte simultaneous use whilst driving, shitty roads shit where I live.
Riding around aspen is amazing. I did it in 2006 after not riding much for 10 years and it's what got me back into cycling.

If only it wasn't such a douchey place.
i cannot decide if tejay is a smarmy dick-bag or a humble, nice guy.  please someone make this decision for me.
i cannot decide if tejay is a smarmy dick-bag or a humble, nice guy.  please someone make this decision for me.
Oh, please tweet this someone...and watch it spread like wildfire. HI-LARIOUS.

Honestly, I don't know Tejay, but apparently, Andrew Talansky is kind of a massive dick:

http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/08/news/broadcast-error-reportedly-spurs-talansky-tirade_300258

Anyone have any off-road riding knowledge/conacts in the Ithaca, NY region?
Contact Glenn Swan of Swan Cycles.  He's probably still The Man of riding in the area.
watching the usa pro challenge.  it's making me insanely jealous of people that live and get to ride in places like colorado and california.  the route choices must be bewildering. 

as it is, my ride choice extends to a mandatory schlep up the west side bike path with a choice of alpine or the low roads. 

fuck new york. 
After 27 years of riding and racing in NYC, and then a year ago moving to Switzerland, what NYC lacks in mountains is more than made up for with a healthy racing scene. Other than a winter velodrome, there is not much consistent racing going on here that I'm aware of. For a  swath of the year, racers in NYC can compete up to 4 times per week without leaving the city. Guys in Colorado or most other parts of the country, need a car to race, and don't have as many choices. This is where you're very fortunate. And the riding outside of NYC is very nice. Of course, if you want to ride up a 26k/3000 meter altitude climb, or pedal on smooth hilly roads through vineyards, then you have to come here. But, if you want to be part of an open healthy racing scene surrounded by a bunch of great guys, there are few places as good as NYC.

After 27 years of riding and racing in NYC...Of course, if you want to ride up a 26k/3000 meter altitude climb, or pedal on smooth hilly roads through vineyards, then you have to come here. But, if you want to be part of an open healthy racing scene surrounded by a bunch of great guys, there are few places as good as NYC.
How do we make the fights to Suisse cheap enough that we can utilize the training house known as chez nathaniel?
mugwump said:
How do we make the fights to Suisse cheap enough that we can utilize the training house known as chez nathaniel?
That's the tricky part! At the moment British Airways has the best rate when taking bike fees into consideration. But always expect to spend at least around $900 and upward. Avoid United. Fly Swiss if you can afford it. If you're going to travel a lot, get a Ritchey Breakaway or a replica of Norm's super sweet English bicycle. Or rent a BMC here from Bike Switzerland (that's what Norm did when he visited last year). My method now for when I visit the States is I have a storage locker in Flatbush where I keep, amongst other detritus from my time in NYC, my old Fuji race bike. And I hope to see you all in mid-October for a ride where we can discuss this further.
Uuuuuh... Will Schneider just decimated any understanding I had of the human psyche.

http://www.strava.com/activities/78055327

152 km in Central Park
Jeebus.... why on earth....

What is that, like 15-16 laps?  He loves repeating himself.
Jeebus.... why on earth....

What is that, like 15-16 laps?  He loves repeating himself.
he coaches.  Much of his business is riding with clients.  During the weekdays that means hours and hours in Central Park.
Hey y'all,

If you or anyone you know is looking for a new apartment, my gf is looking to transfer her lease on her nice 1BR place in Inwood to someone (see above for pros / cons of the neighborhood. In short, it's far to get anywhere else in the city but good value, quiet and well located for riding). PM me or email me at kieranleahy67 at hotmail.com for more details.
(posted on behalf of Charlie)

Job Opening at Champion System

Overview:

Champion System, a leader in custom technical apparel, has an opening for an inside sales representative in our Greenpoint, Brooklynoffice. As a sales representative you will be responsible for maintaining existing and new accounts, generating new business and attending trade shows and expos as requested.

Qualifications:

  • 4-year college degree
  • Outstanding organization and time management skills.
  • High-level proficiency in Microsoft Office software packages, especially Outlook, Word and Excel
  • Professional attitude.
  • Superb interpersonal, written and verbal communication skills.
  • Proficiency in written English usage, grammar and punctuation.
  • Proven ability to be a team player.

More:

We are looking for somebody that lives and breathes endurance sports (cycling, run, tri etc). Most of the employees in our office race bicycles competitively or run competitively and almost all ride their bikes to work.

Salary:

Commensurate with experience.

If interested please email your resume to Charlie Issendorf at charlie@champ-sys.com

CPR works... and if you loved Snatch this is a fun watch...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ILxjxfB4zNk

Full disclosure, Lisa runs http://superherocpr.com/
@Marc I moved your comment to the Vuelta de Espana thread, which amazingly hasn't been posted to since 2011.  I guess that just goes to show how exciting this year is relative to last.
Here is an amazing article about an absurdly difficult sport.  Archery at 150m from the target... skip to slide number eight to see how tiny the target is...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/03/sports/archery-gives-bhutan-its-sporting-chance.html?_r=0
@Jules - I love this part of the article...

Archery injuries are among the most common reasons for hospital admissions in Bhutan, officials said. One possible reason is that drinking is encouraged during tournaments, as is the competitors’ near-constant chewing of pan, a mild narcotic that stains their teeth red. Taunting opponents is common, and on rare occasions, archers stand in front of the target and get shot rather than allow a competitor to win crucial points, though that has become even less common with the more powerful and accurate compound bows.
Minus the arrows flying about (replace with bikes), sounds like a 'cross race to me @yang.  haha
not to be outdone, but WSJ has axe throwing from our neighbors to the North.

http://on.wsj.com/14nvNL6

One apparently doesn't need to go to Bhutan to get drunk and play with weapons.

Sweet baby Mothra!  Toronto, what the the name of all that is holy are you *doing* up there?!?

Cripes, I leave you alone for a dozen lousy years and THIS is what happens?

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I thought I was reading Owens on the forum:

“Long time trials I can’t do, but maybe in the future,” Sagan said, sporting a sly grin and yet another cheesy cowboy hat to join those he wore after winning four stages at the USA Pro Challenge last month.

“Also,” he said, “the long climbs and the general classification are hard for me because I’m very fat.”

“Also,” he said, “the long climbs and the general classification are hard for me because I’m very fat.”


This ^, coupled with the butt-pinch is taking him up my rankings.  He's funny.  It's the adverb makes that sentence very witty.  Without it it would have just come across as his English is poor and he didn't know how to say "not the lightest in the bunch".
Chandeliers made from bike parts
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neilx said:
I'm not sure my OCD would tolerate that kind of mixed grupo...

Anyone here ever live in the Silicon Valley of California?

Please share your experiences, especially as they relate to the delta of living in NYC.
@WDC: Ever heard of Old La Honda Rd?