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dstokes said:
Who are you kidding? They already have files on all of us.
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You're right David. They do have files on all of us. 
News Flash: Lance is planning a more honest return to cycling:
http://www.theonion.com/video/lance-armstrong-debuts-evil-fantaunting-persona-ki,30963/
Clobbering Wiggo on the Velodrome with a folding chair... Tres LOL
http://m.cyclingnews.com/news/ex-pro-arrested-in-dope-ring-sting-in-spain

UCI drug control chaperone busted in doping ring.

The lastest from Steve Tilford:

stevetilford.com/?p=23934

Brilliant

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lance-Armstrongs-dignity-spares-or-repair-/150983826626?clk_rvr_id=443138833424

Love it... the Q&A is great...

Q: Do you have his 'suitcase of courage' in there?
A: No sadly not I think that went off with the container ship of arrogance

Jens is just so much fun.  Man I hope his highly unlikely story is true...

http://pages.citebite.com/o9k6g6y2lvha
I love his comment about smoking pot on a rest day. I could imagine after surviving the first week of a grand tour wanting to get really baked.
the Atlantic as always has great analysis of Armstrong. Narcassim in defense against feelings of shame or inadequacy. It all revolves around the essential character flaw that he never wanted to be a "loser" in anything.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/01/how-aggressive-narcissism-explains-lance-armstrong/272568/
Love Conan...

http://www.pavedmag.com/featured/the-lance-interview-we-wish-wed-seen/#.UP7j2NdeZSo.twitter
Modern Puerto?

http://gothamist.com/2013/01/29/a-rod_accused_of_buying_hgh_from_mi.php#photo-1
Does this one go under professional or amateur?

http://deadspin.com/5893881/what-is-going-on-with-all-the-doping-in-wheelchair-curling?tag=paralympics
Yeah, that was so good.

http://m.jalopnik.com/5893881/what-is-going-on-with-all-the-doping-in-wheelchair-curling?tag=paralympics

CN: Do you feel like you're the fall guy for an entire sport/system?

Armstrong: Actually, yes I do. But I understand why. We all make the beds we sleep in.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/lance-armstrong-exclusive-interview




" An anti-'bitch tits' drug, if you will."
Another one bites the dust..

Michael Rasmussen retires and admits doping over a fourteen year timeframe

Read more: http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/13829/Michael-Rasmussen-retires-and-admits-doping-over-a-fourteen-year-timeframe.aspx#ixzz2JZWoUFBM


Now we can all follow douche face as he pursues Strava domination!!

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324445904578284144255080394.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

twoyacks said:
Now we can all follow douche face as he pursues Strava domination!!

Chad is going down...

http://app.strava.com/segments/614028
also douche face says, "finders keepers haters!"

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/cycling/2013/02/04/lance-armstrong-wont-pay-back-bonus-money/1890933/
Just remember you have the same number of TDF victories and twice as many balls...
just remember it's all part of a public relations strategy.  
here comes the BOOM !!!

http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/02/news/abc-news-feds-investigating-armstrong-for-obstruction-and-witness-tampering_274083
This just in: organized crime implicated where lots of money is to be made...

http://www.crimecommission.gov.au/sites/default/files/files/organised-crime-and-drugs-in-sports-feb2013.pdf
What a clown!

"VN: So you question what USADA CEO Travis Tygart says about Armstrong doping in 2009 and 2010?
PM: I do. I do question what he says, yes. Absolutely. If that was the case, why was it not part of the USADA “Reasoned Decision?” Why was it not in there?

VN: It was in the “Reasoned Decision.”

http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/02/news/exclusive-interview-with-uci-president-pat-mcquaid_274195/2
once again PM with his foot in his mouth.


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Organized, team-wide doping was going on in the 1970s

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/07/sports/football/walt-sweeney-all-pro-and-nfl-critic-dies-at-71.html?ref=obituaries

In the NFL.

What's scary is to think that if they were doping then, what are they doing now?
@Wump I remember a study of NFL skeleton size vs the general population that clearly showed the effects of various growth "promoters" in use.  I can't seem to find it now but some people might be interested in this one:

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/blog/?p=493
Zing
http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20120422T16&p0=1248&msg=Since+Andy+Schleck+last+finished+a+race
This comment about Andy Schleck may seem like a non-sequitur for this thread.

"There's the physical aspect and also the mental side to it too (coming back from last year's injury). It's never easy for a great rider. They're not used to suffering. "

Then again, maybe not.

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/radioshack-defend-schleck-after-tour-of-med-retirement