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Fantasy Cycling

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Ah ballllzz

Havin' a baby made me miss out on Fantasy Giro.

I knew fatherhood would fuck up my cycling, but my fantasy cycling too??
You can blame a lot on fatherhood, Ryan, but not your fantasy cycling roster. That's on you.
This Giro is insane, I may not have any riders on my team racing by the end of it.
I'll have one. I started this year with a full roster. Unlike last year.
Yeah, so much for year of the Rodriguez.
The Giro de Down Under... well played Australia.
How does one set up the TDF league on VG?
You want me to do it?
Sure! Thanks matey.
Done.

Kissena league now open for business:

League Name: Kissena
League Code: 26183806

Kittel or Sagan? Points vs stage victories?
I think I missed out :P
Deadline is July 5th 12:00. Plenty of time to get your team in.
It is done!
Canister of this to the winner:

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After I win this, I'll donate the Osmo to whoever is on the second step.
After I win this, I want someone to pour the contents over my head, a la superbowl Gatorade cooler style.  Except you know, not mixed with water or anything, just the powder.
After I win this, I want someone to pour the contents over my head, a la superbowl Gatorade cooler style.  Except you know, not mixed with water or anything, just the powder.
Yang after he wins the fantasy TDFimage

I'm in! 
Oh I have such a team of quitters. I can't wait to unleash them on you and finish with only 3 riders. One more day, GET EM IN!
joined!
Interesting selections!  What was Perlberg thinking?  Actual ability not translating to fantasy realm?  In that vein, I plan on my 6th consecutive grand tour podium as fatboy.
Interesting selections!  What was Perlberg thinking?  Actual ability not translating to fantasy realm?  In that vein, I plan on my 6th consecutive grand tour podium as fatboy.
My team is awesome. And and my jersey rulez.
How the hell did Talansky lose 4 minutes?
How the hell did Talansky lose 4 minutes?
Jv's Twitter says he'll be 0 behind, flat at 3km to go.
It's been corrected.

Also, it looks like nobody took Cav.  SMRT MOOV GUYZ!

Lil bastard took out my man Gerrans who was primed for a win tomorrow.  Dick.
Tomorrow, most of my boys are coming out to play.  I might have to call in the finishing positions from the team car.  
I plan on my 6th consecutive grand tour podium as fatboy.
Technically it's not consecutive since you we're a DNS at the Giro.
Sweet Mother of Hockey!

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I'll take my prize now folks....