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Yacks, Yang and I (the back of the alphabet crew, B.A.C. for short) discovered this weekend that not everyone knows what is a flux capacitor.
Yacks, Yang and I (the back of the alphabet crew, B.A.C. for short) discovered this weekend that not everyone knows what is a flux capacitor.
What?!?
Jules said:
Yacks, Yang and I (the back of the alphabet crew, B.A.C. for short) discovered this weekend that not everyone knows what is a flux capacitor.
What?!?
I stopped making references to "This Is Spinal Tap" about 18 months ago...I couldn't handle the blank stares from my younger, prettier colleagues.
Jules said:
Yacks, Yang and I (the back of the alphabet crew, B.A.C. for short) discovered this weekend that not everyone knows what is a flux capacitor.
What?!?
I stopped making references to "This Is Spinal Tap" about 18 months ago...I couldn't handle the blank stares from my younger, prettier colleagues.
yet so apropos now that Campy, Shimano and SRAM all go to 11.

yet so apropos now that Campy, Shimano and SRAM all go to 11.
Is there a "groan" button on this forum?


And thus the "Spinal Tap" badge was created.  Nice one @Craig.
Jules said:
And thus the "Spinal Tap" badge was created.  Nice one @Craig.
Woot! I live for those badges.
Kissena photo-bombing at Zipp's press event.

http://redkiteprayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/IMG_7185.jpg
mugwump said:
Kissena photo-bombing at Zipp's press event.

Love it!
Jules, 
A photographer got extensive footage of me carving up the pump track on the Van Dessel Aloominator.  I'm guessing that didn't make the cut.  

I want to know what that blob of FORTRAN @stokes left here does.  
I don't really know FORTRAN all that well, but let's take a look:

  102 format(39h TILT ANGLE PROGRAM - PETER SHAW 3.5.81)
Well, first we see at date - 3.5.81.  Google tells me that Christian Knees (of Team Sky) was born on that day :
 Christian Knees (GER)5 March 1981 (age 32)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Team_Sky_season

So CLEARLY this code is about bikes.  So who's Peter?
Maybe this guy? http://www.usacycling.org/results/?compid=299804

The rest is something about TILT and ANGLE. What's going on here?  Is this a bike fitting?

> 111 format(46h ANGLE FROM TILT AXIS TO ASTAR, AND TILT ANGLE,2f 15.5)

Ok, I think I've figured this out.  This is the code that @stokes uses to adjust his saddle.  This piece of code carefully adjusts the "ANGLE FROM TILT AXIS TO ASTAR.  At 15.5 degrees, we see that @stokes can hold for 46h without discomfort?  Seems steep, but I guess that makes sense.  Maybe it's a tri bike.  

I'll leave it to the reader to figure out what the word ASTAR refers to.  I HAVE MY GUESS.


Ok, let's look a little further down:

  201 format(28h DISCRIMINANT LESS THAN ZERO)

@stokes, there's no need to bring race into all this.




Towards the bottom, I think we start getting into the error correction code:

211 format(37h TWO NEGATIVE ROOTS - SOMETHING WRONG)     

 stop 

 end
Yeah, "two negative roots" is bad. I think that's a sign that your seatpost has snapped.  See a doctor about the damage to your ASTAR.



PS, GOTO labels don't have to be in order?  I did not know that.

mugwump said:
Jules, 
A photographer got extensive footage of me carving up the pump track on the Van Dessel Aloominator.  I'm guessing that didn't make the cut.  
Did you get the Photog's name?
As a technologist by trade, I feel physical revulsion at the idea that our scientists rely upon Fortran code from 1981. (That's right, "Fortran," Alex, they dropped the all-caps decades ago.)

I weep for science.
Riiight.  Like *this* isn't what really happens in the lab... MEEP!

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Anyone watching worlds? Do you have a link?
http://www.steephill.tv/road-cycling-world-championships/#live
Shout out for FORTRAN:

 Voyager 1 has become — thrillingly — the first probe to exit the solar system, a breathtaking achievement that NASA could only fantasize about back when Voyager was launched in 1977, the same year “Star Wars” was released.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/13/science/in-a-breathtaking-first-nasa-craft-exits-the-solar-system.html?ref=space


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Jules said:
It's all in Italian, I was hoping for an english version. I should have been more specific. 
Jules said:
It's all in Italian, I was hoping for an english version. I should have been more specific. 
I would have loved to watch in Italian.  As it was I couldn't get any of them to work.  

#sadpanda

http://dirtwire.tv/2013/09/nega-coachs-bizarre-but-effective-tubular-tire-removal-technique/


Watching this video, makes me want to switch to tubulars just so I can remove some tires!
'Mix of heptane, toluene and ethyl acetate . . . but seriously, what's the big deal'


Yikes, don't post this on the family man's thread!
Well they're kinda like bicycles.  Where were these guys when I got run over?

http://jalopnik.com/watch-nyc-bikers-attack-range-rover-after-driver-runs-o-1427168165/@tcraggs22
I think Ryan would look really good in this:

http://www.sugoi.com/usa/king-of-the-road-signature-jersey.html


Large white area above pic builds suspense.
Some kid at Gloucester wore one of those.
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@Eloy-Amazing shot.  Looks like he's in freefall.
@Eloy, I'm just glad I was in the big ring for what appears to have been one of the roller coaster down bits at Gloucester when you took this shot! I totally missed you on the course - would have loved to say hi. (And loved it even more if you were lining up with us - please tell me you're coming out to another race soon!)
Great shot Eloy, I sent the photo to Ian , so he could see how fast the bike is supposed to go !