Apr 21, 2014 at 10:21 PM
Big Johnny M, I would love to hit that shit up with you and my Hunter Mountain bro that is Jeff C. Unfortunately, the next day I am going to get my spleen torn out by a group of Kelly Benefits pros at Bear Mountain. I generally like to take it easy the day before a spleen removal.
I promise, however, to be present and willing at the June event on this very same course the following month for the state championships. I am fully convinced that with a decent crew we can win that championship. Totally believe that. You crazy racing snakes head up there on the 10th and see what's what. If one of you feels strong and does well, deal, I'll be your super domestique in June and rip the fucking legs off of all who stand in your way before setting whoever up for that final climb. If no-one thinks it totally suits them, I'll put my hat in the ring.
Go up there and crush that shit dudes. Let me know the score and figure out a plan for us so we can win that championship!