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Close Encounters of the #%&*@! Kind (Legal too)

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So this is happening...

http://awalkintheparknyc.blogspot.com/2014/11/central-park-speed-limit-to-be-lowered.html
Fucking Bono, man.
Never saw that one coming. 
Total failure on the part of the city.

Parks commish said this" “Public safety is our highest priority and the new safety enhancement measures being implemented in Central Park will surely provide its millions of visitors with a safer experience.”  If public safety were so important, he'd ban cars.

Remove the cars and you can both remove the lights and re-engineer the ped crossings.  At some of the highest ped traffic zones, there are underpasses nearby and the paths into the park can be routed to take people to these places.  Of the four places getting treatments, three of them are near underpasses.  Sheep meadow at 68th is the only one not near an underpass.

Re-engineering is a long-term solution that doesn't need oversight, doesn't need barriers moved, and doesn't need crossing treatments.  It will make movement easier, faster, and safer.  

They should also direct people entering the park at Columbus circle to an underpass  just north of there rather than taking them to the park road.  The columbus circle entrance was designed for vehicles.  And there are the people entering at 7th ave, and there's an underpass just east of there.  

le sigh.
If anyone has time mid-day tomorrow (11/20/14) to speak at a city council meeting, please do so

     New York City Council Transportation Committee Meeting

by calendar

When
November 20, 2014   1:00 pm   
Where
Council Chambers at City Hall
City Hall Park
Manhattan

The Committee on Transportation of the New York City Council holds an oversight meeting entitled “Leading the Way for Bicycling in America: Where is New York City Now and How Can We Improve?”  The public is invited to give two-to-three-minute testimonies.  If you plan to testify, please bring 20 printed, two-sided copies of your remarks.


http://www.streetsblog.org/2014/11/16/new-york-city-council-transportation-committee-meeting/
Meanwhile, an impatient driver runs over and kills a 3 year old child holding her grandmother's hand...in the crosswalk...with the walk signal...then lies about the child jumping out in front of his car...

...and in spite of damning video evidence the city's bureaucracy basically throws up their hands and says,"Sorry, we can't do anything about that!"

http://gothamist.com/2014/11/19/judge_spent_47_seconds_tossing_out.php

This city is so fucked.
What's with Lt. Dan in a sling? Story pleeze. Rumo has it there were at least three waruses (walrae?) involved in the incident...
We just won the motherfucking internet

http://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=http://vimeo.com/112654706&h=kAQGoGM_B&s=1
On Nov 19, 2014 9:53 PM, "David Yang" <
Omg

http://vimeo.com/m/112669988
On Nov 24, 2014 12:22 AM, "bikeguy11968 ."
Thought I'd share this tidbit from Lisa: her urgent care is now seeing at least one "bar bike" accident a day now.

Don't drink and ride, eh?
^ The saddest part about it is I know they are only open until 9pm. 
Wow. Cold season is here with some Fury.


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Adding to the levity of this thread...

On Saturday, I rode up to Westchester to find some new roads.  When I was in Upper Manhattan, a guy pulls alongside me and slows down.  I look, don't recognize the guy, smile, and keep riding.  I hear his window come down.  I've been yelled at before, but whatever, I know I'm riding safely.

The guy yells out, "Ok out here today?  Not too cold?  I used to ride at Kissena.  I still have the bike, but I'm too lazy.  Keep riding.  It's good."
Question for the group.  Have you registered your bike(s) with the police?  If there was an easy opportunity, would you?

I was asked if folks with fancy bikes do this.  

I haven't thusfar, though I keep records of bike serial numbers and have photographs of all my bikes as well as embed identifying information in hard-to-spy spaces.  

Wondering about others.  Anyone do it, have a bike stolen, and had the registration ease recovery?
No police registration for me. Frankly, I can't imagine it being useful for anything. I doubt the police follow up on stolen bikes anyway.
No way. I avoid all contact with cops. Seriously.
I have apartment insurance, which covers bikes. I keep receipts which have serial numbers on them and pictures. If something is stolen (twice so far), then one has to file a police report. Then I grit my teeth and prepare myself to get ignored at the precinct and generally treated like crap. And that's what happens to a more than middle aged white guy in the Village. I think the only people cops show respect to are their commanding officers.
But maybe I am getting away from the point of your question.

I also stay the hell away from the NYPD.

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I have long wished there was one central website that you could put in your serial number of a stolen bike. I looked at buying a bike this fall that I strongly suspect was stolen, but I had no way to check. So if the cops put something like that together, great. But I honestly didn't even know they still registered bikes - I did it when I was a little kid, and they didn't give a rat's back wheel when my bike was stolen...and that was in small-town white suburbia!
Don't wait for anyone. Put this together. There is clearly a market for it.
This? https://www.nationalbikeregistry.com/

You know those stories of guys hitting dear?



Holy crap!
Check out the YouTube comments, you can't make this up.
I fear for humanity whenever I delve into YouTube comments.
I fear for humanity whenever I delve into YouTube comments.
HOLY MOTHER OF CRAZYTOWN
you know that flimsy wire fence on the section of riverside park we take up from the path to RSD?  Watch out-- someone had peeled a bit back and it knocked me square down while out on a ride with @Bruce this AM.  Thankfully no real injuries--just a bit banged up on the shoulder and hip-- but completely invisible in the shadows.  

As always be careful out there, and thanks to Bruce for making sure all limbs/hands etc were workin'.
Dave, sorry to hear, not what anyone needs at the beginning of a ride. 
Is it still there? And is it after the tunnel or before?
Dave, I'm glad you're doing ok, and that the bike came out of it ok also.

It was a piece of the fencing put up, after the tunnel, you go up the climb, onto the flat area to the roundabout where you take that left downhill and instead of heading straight down, which brings you back to the bike path, you make that right and a slight uphill towards 'dog alley' where the dog walkers look at you in horror.
A slab of that black fencing was hanging loose, waiving over the pavement, but with the shadows, and the sun coming down through the trees and the fence, it blended in perfectly.  It caught Dave's front wheel.
I bent it back on itself so it wasn't flipping out towards the pavement, but certainly another piece could be sticking out like that.  Looked like someone unhooked it in order to get into the area fenced off for grass reseeding.  
The ride home today had the sun directly eye level and made everything difficult to see, in general, which makes for difficult vision.

Heal up, Dave, you'll be on the road again soon.
yeah... stifffffff.  trainer season is officially upon us I guess.

So yes, on that section-- do NOT ride close to the edge/fence-- i think I was about the distance of a bench + pedestrian, and it still caught me.  
Here's the confirmation that I reported it to 311.

**This is an auto-generated system message. Please do not reply to this message.**
Service Request #: C1-1-1049066465
Date Submitted: 12/26/14 6:34:57 PM
Request Type: Maintenance or Facility
Details: Structure - Outdoors
Thank you for contacting New York City 311. Your Service Request has been sent to the Department of Parks and Recreation for action.
Yipes. Could have been worse

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