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Ryan is Bradley climb Strava podium holder. It's official.

That is all.
Huzza!  On a related note, I just finally got around to exploring and uploading a bunch of my old GPS files to Strava (first time really loading anything onto Strava), and discovered a bunch of KOMs.  Most shockingly, it looks like I hold a KOM on Middlebury Gap on the GMSR road course.  Somehow I just narrowly beat Jamie Driscoll and Ted King.  Can't imagine that will hold up.

Also surprising is that I've got the KOM on Fiddlers Elbow in NJ.

Who knew.

I would appreciate a consult from one of you Strava wizards on the more advanced analysis and sharing features at some point.  I just joined the Kissena club page.
Cool Beans Joaquin!

Check out the Strava thread

http://kissenacycling.vanillaforums.com/discussion/539/how-cool-is-strava#latest
"Search" seems completely broken right now; I've opened a ticket with Vanilla.
Fiddler's elbow is a wicked climb. Congratulations !!!
Guys, I've been merging, closing & culling the threads in the forum.  We're down from almost 900 to about 600, and there are plenty left to go.

PLEASE take a moment to check & see if your topic is already covered and if you find any that should be merged, split, closed or deleted feel free to ping me.

Ride Safe,

J
WilliamDC said:

here's Joe protecting me from some zebras:

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The short zebra is Mattio
This rocks the casbah 

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/dominos_testing_pizza_delivery_drones_ICW6vZD8V4kpA7kLaXpnwK
^ awesome.  shitty pizza delivered in even less time. 
I'm going to get a 3-D printer and print me some Patsy's pizza !
twoyacks said:
I'm going to get a 3-D printer and print me some Patsy's pizza !
Print yourself a plastic bike while you're at it...
BMC has beaten me to it...

http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/06/bikes-and-tech/reviews/ride-report-new-bmc-team-machine-slr01-is-stiffer-lighter_289631
The force is no longer strong in this one....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2333096/Star-Wars-star-Mark-Hamill-searches-public-ashtray-used-cigarette-butts--smokes-luxury-BMW.html
@twoyacks - that's, like, sadder than Vlad's elbow. At least his hair is still magnificent.
So sad...
While society might call it grand larceny, I call it panache.
Haters gonna hate.
what an ugly color..piss yellow

Hey, if you aren't on Facebook and aren't friends with Adam Myerson and/or Myles R., you are missing out on a truly entertaining discussion whereby the topic of the inequities of women's racing, in this case at nearby PA's Iron Hill (a pretty awesome day of racing which I'll mention later on the appropriate thread) criterium, is going on.


Hey, if you aren't on Facebook and aren't friends with Adam Myerson and/or Myles R., you are missing out on a truly entertaining discussion whereby the topic of the inequities of women's racing, in this case at nearby PA's Iron Hill (a pretty awesome day of racing which I'll mention later on the appropriate thread) criterium, is going on.


I spent a good 30 mins reading through all of the posts last night. I like that Becca and Racquel are giving it right back to Adam. I haven't gone to see if there are any more developments today.
This *might* belong in Gear thread...

http://www.garmin.com/us/products/onthetrail/pet-products

I don't know why exactly, but the fact that the CRCA gets to cherry pick guys from the semi-pro sub teams, create a composite squad to big time races like Philly and now Tour de Beuce rubs kind of irritates me. #stilloldstillgrumpystillnotfastenough

I don't know why exactly, but the fact that the CRCA gets to cherry pick guys from the semi-pro sub teams, create a composite squad to big time races like Philly and now Tour de Beuce rubs kind of irritates me. #stilloldstillgrumpystillnotfastenough
I'm old, grumpy and not fast enough too... but why do you say "gets to?"

They created a club that neo pros want to join. Nobody gave that to them.

#grumpsunite
Jules said:

I don't know why exactly, but the fact that the CRCA gets to cherry pick guys from the semi-pro sub teams, create a composite squad to big time races like Philly and now Tour de Beuce rubs kind of irritates me. #stilloldstillgrumpystillnotfastenough
I'm old, grumpy and not fast enough too... but why do you say "gets to?" They created a club that neo pros want to join. Nobody gave that to them. #grumpsunite
I know...you right. End irrational mini-rant.
Actually, the club created a structure and strong armed USAC into letting it exist outside the scope of the rules for a long time. Until last year or this (I can't remember) the whole subteam thing was just not kosher. Thus, CRCA was able to create a way to dilute their talent (sub-teams), pull in money to fund particular groups (sub-teams) based on who knew someone somewhere that would support a small group of riders. Then because they were part of a bigger club, the sub-teams didn't have to promote a race but were able to take advantage of club races.

Now, CRCA has a system which lets CRCA members use club races to upgrade from 5-4 and also to gain credit from 2-1. I've seen the latter multiple times despite the explicit language to the contrary.

Its not a club that neo-pros wanted to join. Its a collection of sub-teams that neo-pros want to join to avoid the true club experience. That's why Kissena doesn't do sub-teams. Though I will be rocking blue belly or white belly sub-teams for CX season (depends on the skin suit - ss or ls).
I'd be pissed if I were a category I racer in CRCA.  The Philly squad was made mostly of Champ-Sys guys who aren't in CRCA.  And the same goes for the team going to Beauce.  Other than some hedge-funder member having fun throwing his money around, I fail to see how this helps their club--it wasn't like the selection was any kind of open process. 

And even when you look at the composition of the squad going to Beauce, only one is a local racer.  The rest are guys who were bought onto the teams they're riding for this year.  Here, again, how is this helping CRCA?

Years ago, Adam Myerson referred to CRCA as a racing league, not a club.  At the time, I believe he was on Mengoni or Breakaway Courier, whichever, was technically a sub-team of CRCA.  I was also on a CRCA subteam, and went to the Killington stage race as part of a CRCA composite team, but htere, everyone had CRCA on their license, and it the selection process was open to any I or II who wanted to ride Killington.

Some say that this has nothing to do with us.  I disagree.  This year, they have over 40 sub-teams.  Without the rule twisting CRCA did, those 40 some odd sub-teams wouldn't exist, they'd probably coalesce into fewer, but more vibrant clubs, have to figure out ways to be functioning clubs, and as a result, there would be more local clubs, more options and, there would probably be more open racing in Central Park and more local races to choose from.  There probably would be more women's racing, too.
This thread is gold, Jerry, gold!

http://kissenacycling.vanillaforums.com/discussion/119/the-kissena-membership-handbook-a-guide-to-all-things-kissena/p2

#meta


Posted By: Jeff OwensI usually podium in alleycats and rarely get passed on my daily commuter race (just on the bridges. Did they have to make them so high?). How many upgrade points is that worth?
Yes, you do appear to be awesome. How is the full sleeve tattoo coming along? USAC does not sanction any of those races. Please refer to BSNYC/RTMS for upgrade points and prizes for any and all commuter racing over East River Bridges.
Bbwahahahaha
i will likely move to washington heights/inwood this August.  anyone lived there/have thoughts/things i should know?  pm me or e-mail me, rigby.b@gmail.com
Someone saw Jules: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/3860788333.html
Someone saw Jules:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/3860788333.html
Jeff what in gods name are you up to that you even *found* this?!?

(I'm pleading the 5th if anyone asks)