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Just demand the truth. And tell them whose out of order
On Sep 28, 2013 10:26 PM, "dstokes" <
respectfully . . .
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9FnO3igOkOk&amp;desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9FnO3igOkOk
On Sep 28, 2013 10:30 PM, "dstokes" <
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BofddwtPBPw&amp;desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBofddwtPBPw
On Sep 28, 2013 10:34 PM, "Myles Romanow"
have people been receiving rambling emails from van dunk?  what the fuck is he talking about?  for those that haven't received an email, here is one in all its glory:
__________________________________

On Sunday October 6, 2013, the Metropolitan Cycling Association is presenting the Pete Senia Memorial bicycle race. You can get more information at www.newyorkbicycleracing.com. This event will be held in Prospect Park in Brooklyn, NY. The start finish line and registration is at the wil-link triangle. The entrance is on Flatbush avenue near Ocean Ave. Parking is not available in the park so you must park out side the park and ride into the park.

Park Notes: No riding against traffic on the roadway. No riding on walkways. Please use the restrooms provided by the Parks Department. No riding in the joggers lane ever! 

Pete Senia was a consummate bicycle race fixture in the New York as well as the national bicycle racing scene. You can read his story at: http://www.avdgraphics.com/MCA/Pete%20memorial/PeteMCA.html.

Last week I stumbled onto race-results.com. Yes late to the party as usual. I found it fascinating. Each rider has stats on the site. Along with the stats are the headings—Nemeses or Victims. Nemeses, for that a particular rider loses to. And of course victims are those who do not have a snowballs chance in hell against that rider.

So I went to the results of the 2013 Criterium New York http://www.bikereg.com/Results/2013/09/28-crit-ny.asp  held in Floyd Bennett field on September 28 and saw who were the nemeses and victims of the winners.

For example:

The winner of the Master 45+ George Suter was listed as follows

Nemeses: William Thomson, Andrew Melnychenko, Doug O’Neil, John Olsen, Kevin Kolodziejski, Robert Orange, Doug Chiasson.

Victims: Bob Meikle, Robert Stern, Christophe Wilkes and Tim Borsetti

 

However, the victims list for the winner of the cat 3 race, Sameul Frias was very impressive. As impressive as the jabs after last weeks win.

Victims: Robert Lombardi, Stefan Singer, Egor Astakhov, Samuel Barker, Christopher Chong-tenn, George Schroeder, Samuel Torres, Justin Tyberg

 

Even the Category 4 winner Nick Jurman had an impressive amount of talented victims on his page. I was shocked to see Eli Curt Fuld as his number one victim followed by Stephen Chang, Erick Fernandez, Kavaugh Blake, Brett Halpern, Peter Rugel and Todd Brilliant.

Technology is really making hiding your skills as a racer tough. But me as a race promoter will do the best I can to create opportunities for riders like Eli to move from victim to nemeses.

That being said, I am a firm believer in making your voice heard with registration. If you do not like what a promoter or any other business for that matter you take your business else where. And last week (well for a lot of the MCA races) the Pro,1,2,3 field continued to vote and vocalize about how our races do not suit their needs. Well we have heard you. And cancelling the Pro,1,2,3 field at the Pete Senia Memorial Race. This year we will replace it with a category 3 field.

And as we move forward we will continue to make changes so we can reach and service the most amount of racers as possible.

We will also give out medals for all those cat 5 racers who finish. All events will be long enough to get upgrade points for each field. Results will be posted on www.USACYCLING.org and bikereg.com.

Come out on Sunday and get upgrade points or move from victim to nemeses, but only if your good enough.

Please preregister for this Sundays event. https://www.bikereg.com/Net/2013-pete-senia-memorial

Again we thank you for racing with us.

 

mark, you forgot to mention the best part of that e-mail: the koan-like subject line, "Nemeses or Victim"

edit: it doesn't even match in quantity.
Why did he mass send an email to some guy named "your good enough"? Hes
putting on an entire race only for "your good enough"? I dont get it.

#queen'senglishyesiwillpunctuateahashtag
On Oct 2, 2013 8:30 AM, "Brendan Rigby" <

Irony alert: AVD loves road-results.com. Road-results.com only works if promoters, a) actually submit results to places like bikereg.com and USA Cycling and b) list riders outside of the top 10.
@Myles swinging the hashtag stick - love it.

I wonder if this development will have any impact on our clothing choices:

http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/10/news/beamon-champion-system-pulled-plug-on-the-team-in-september_304936
oh man bummer, I was really pumped that the sport was growing in asia in the last few years and seeing all those asian pros on champsys.
i really hope this tastes as good as i want it to. this is also the only time i've been willing to pay $2.00 for a clif bar.



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they've got an aron ralston flavored cliff bar now?
Rene spotting at about 2mins

http://youtu.be/VlOxlSOr3_M
Hahaha NO WAY!  I was watching that yesterday asking myself,"Who is that fred?"

Don't kick my ass, Rene!
Awesome!

Wait, was that really Rene? If so here's the question...was Rene one of the actors? Or was he one of the real customers that got freaked out? Either way, how come he didn't tell us about the crazy shit he saw! Or the acting gig he got? Does that kid not know that we nerdy Kissenas share everything on this forum? Jeeeesh, Rene, get with the program!
Back to your writing dungeon Hotlist!  It's Tuesday already!  Guard!  Guard!

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I would go with genuinely freaked out Rene on that one...
Holy smokes, that was some Fred Astaire level moves Rene!
http://bit.ly/16PBicv
I thought all our training in traffic, both with cars and bike racers would have paid dividends in that scene.  I expected to see Rene coolly drinking his latte while everyone else ran.

#itsapaycheck
perhaps it's just that I am on smartphone or perhaps it's that I have no
idea what Renee looks like in street clothes. Someone do a cut and paste
of his scene. We will see who freaks out better rene or ryan johnston
On Oct 8, 2013 11:27 AM, "mugwump" <

Myles, he's in his bike gear. But it's so quick that I have no idea how anyone even recognized him in the first place!
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BTW here's the site you can use to make off the cuff gifs from vid links:
http://imgflip.com/i/42u5s
somewhere jules is thinking "thank god he didnt punk out in the new kit"
RJ didnt freak like that and he took 4 in the chest. someones gotta teach these youngsters
Can the kissena that's handy making gif art contact me directly please?
Ilovetoracecross@gmail.com
On Oct 8, 2013 5:12 PM, "David Yang" <
nothing to do with bikes, but...
Myles said:
Can the kissena that's handy making gif art contact me directly please? Ilovetoracecross@gmail.com On Oct 8, 2013 5:12 PM, "David Yang" <
You rang?
I haven't had a decent yawn since cracking my ribs.  The little things in life you miss.

Also: Being completely slammed at work and not being able to get on a bike and ride away the stress.

PITY ME, FOOLS.


i pity you, david.  have for some time now.