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Cop pulls gun on cyclist…

#visionzero

https://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20170921/long-island-city/sgt-arrest-cyclist-gun-road-rage-nypd
https://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000002796999/slomo.html
This is magnificent. Thank you!
determined to take the Jay St KOM and "unnecessary Hill". progress is being made on both fronts. stay thirsty my friends. 


after seeing the EVEPC team car, I was like, where's our?! roll up, lay some track.
EVEPC is a team of like 3 people 
I have proposed many versions of a kissena team van in the past. The stickers/magnets are the easy part.




We had van decals. They flew off somewhere in prospect park :/


Jay St KOM is mine. 
Pro contracts should be forthcoming.
Nice.  
Yeah, that other guy at 48mph on Jay street?  Did not happen.
Dude, you gotta be inSANE to KOM Jay Street! I don't even _ride_ on Jay Street!
Dude, you gotta be inSANE to KOM Jay Street! I don't even _ride_ on Jay Street!
it was an abnormally quiet Sunday afternoon and literally every light turned Green as I hit em. there were no cars to pass, no one parking, no pedestrians crossing. It was literally like moses came down from the heavens and parted Jay st for me. it was super weird. this KOM wasn't about my nasty sprint hard vs dumb luck.

I agree, don't try to KOM Jay. 

LMFAO 
Are we dumb KOM/QOM bragging? Because there was a fleeting minute where I considered attempting to get the QOM for one of the best named segments in the 5 borough's... "Seriously you chose to take Canal cross town to get back to Brooklyn". 

Then realized I valued my life more than a QOM and settled for 8th. 
Miss the WTF button
bikereg has trolls now

Hey foodies; check out this find I made at the local beer shop. It's all in the fine print... NSW




Fiorenzo Magni in the 1956 Giro D’Italia. Broke his collar bone and couldn’t steer so he used an inner tube wrapped around the bars for leverage and finished the stage. 
I was pondering the ten best 'skillz' caught on camera in a grand tour, but I don't have the energy to hunt them down and GIF them.
  1. Remember Cancellara's hair raising slalom back through the cars when he was in Yellow?
  2. How about Cadel's full-tt tuck going airborne after hitting a speed bump in the final TT of the TDF?
  3. Menchov's rainy bike swap at the Giro?
  4. ...?
Penny ante crap one and all.

Bjarne Ris hammer tossing his pinarello in the tt.
Lance' avoiding Beloki's crash, riding the field
Jalabert hitting the cop
Abdujaparov hitting the coke bottle
Steels whipping a bidonat mcewens head at 45 mph in the Sprint
Myles said:
Penny ante crap one and all. Bjarne Ris hammer tossing his pinarello in the tt.
I think bike throws are their own category. 

Horner


indurain

kittel 

wiggo 

sagan 


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Jules said:
I was pondering the ten best 'skillz' caught on camera in a grand tour, but I don't have the energy to hunt them down and GIF them.
  1. Remember Cancellara's hair raising slalom back through the cars when he was in Yellow?
  2. How about Cadel's full-tt tuck going airborne after hitting a speed bump in the final TT of the TDF?
  3. Menchov's rainy bike swap at the Giro?
  4. ...?

That slalom, according to someone who has worked with Cancellara, was just Fab having fun.  He could have gone faster.

Savoldelli's descent in the 2005 Giro that put him into pink.  There was a point where it looked like he did a two-wheel slide around a curve.  

If you can go beyond GT's...

I'd also track down Sagan jumping the curb to get away from Nibali and Uran at the 2014 Tour of Oman.

I think Oscar Freire pulled a similar move in the aughts to win E3.  

Fab at the 2012 M-SR.  The video wasn't great, but you can see that he was gapping Gerrans on every tight bend.  

And possibly the save of all saves was Sagan at Roubaix two years ago when he hopped over a crashing Cancellara.  
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David Millar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIW1MAvyPD4
Sagan's hop was sweet...



and the Roubaix save was legendary. Beyond category... which is why I was thinking we should keep it to GT contenders...




Bike throws are a def its own category. If we go beyond GTs, the Santucci bro'ness incident is a forever consideration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac0iCuwahgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElGDtjbKzy4

Sigh. This was the greatest moment professional cycling has ever seen.

1. Turn volume to MAXIMUM

2. https://youtu.be/flH6Tzujfmk you may cue to 1m26s

3. Bask in the legendary hotness.
Eloy that RH guy was a jerk