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Thanks for the heads up Bruce.

Am I understanding this correctly?...
  • Driver runs a red light or fails to stop at a stop sign: traffic summons
  • Cyclist runs a red light or fails to stop at a stop sign: criminal summons
Maybe in the future wahoo/garmin can sync up with Waze to allow for police spotting.
Let’s not kid ourselves , this is NYPD criminalizing immigrant communities ( who happen to ride delivery bikes)  
Let’s not kid ourselves , this is NYPD criminalizing immigrant communities ( who happen to ride delivery bikes)  
Truth.
They claim they are "prioritizing" certain corridors.

In manhattan, that includes 125th street.  

That seems totally bizarre.  delivery riders aren't flooding 125th by any stretch of the imagination.  I'm on it regularly, and the only potential issue I see is delivery riders congregating outside a Chipotle and a shake shack.

But they claim, 'An NYPD spokesperson, who did not provide a name, said those corridors were chosen because that's where cops have received the most complaints regarding reckless operation of e-bikes.'

Seems hinky.


Saw a cyclist getting a ticket yesterday on my way back down riverside.  Be extra vigilant out there.
The TransAlt article touched on it but I'm unclear how and why the NYPD has the ability to reclassify a traffic summons to a criminal one. 
does seem like it should be decided by a legislature, not by a PD
The classic cop line " we don't make the rules"
If only a cop would ever walk around in Ridgewood and fine all cars with black window tint. Of course they don’t, because all of those have a thin blue line bumper sticker 

This is as of 5/18/25.  It includes indoor and outdoor riding since January 1, 2005




When I subtract indoor riding, I get this.

Wahoo is looking for a VP of Global Marketing (based out of Atlanta) https://www.wahoofitness.com/careers/open-positions#VGM
mugwump said:

This is as of 5/18/25.  It includes indoor and outdoor riding since January 1, 2005




When I subtract indoor riding, I get this.

JP Hits 200,000 Miles ride this weekend???
Think we should organize a 200k for 200,000 miles! 
Dude. DUDE.
Gotta think about it--and check my planned rides for the week.
Organized a few industry rides over the next month or so. If you or someone you know is in Architecture, Lighting or Construction please feel free to join or forward to whoever may be interested!

(of course Kissenistas are all welcome either way).

If you are planning to join it would be awesome to add your name to the google sheets we have set up so we can get an idea of the numbers.




Cheers!
What is even happening.






Marketing equivalent of Joey's Ok
Head to minute 8 of this video which actually investigates the Silca vs Muc-Off claims

Low Friction updates - Ceramic speed, Silca v Muc-Off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lf_cFfNwcI&t=480s 
Organized a few industry rides over the next month or so. If you or someone you know is in Architecture, Lighting or Construction please feel free to join or forward to whoever may be interested!

(of course Kissenistas are all welcome either way).

If you are planning to join it would be awesome to add your name to the google sheets we have set up so we can get an idea of the numbers.




Cheers!
Reposting this as we are doing it again this Friday! 

2 weeks ago even the guy I organized it with bailed, disappointing! So now we're opening this up to anyone and everyone who fancies cooking on a Friday afternoon ride! 

Free merch & refreshments!
Organized a few industry rides over the next month or so. If you or someone you know is in Architecture, Lighting or Construction please feel free to join or forward to whoever may be interested!

(of course Kissenistas are all welcome either way).

If you are planning to join it would be awesome to add your name to the google sheets we have set up so we can get an idea of the numbers.




Cheers!
Reposting this as we are doing it again this Friday! 

2 weeks ago even the guy I organized it with bailed, disappointing! So now we're opening this up to anyone and everyone who fancies cooking on a Friday afternoon ride! 

Free merch & refreshments!
I might be able to join this on July 18th. I work architecture/construction adjacent (Facilities Management and currently taking over commissioning from our construction team) 
Organized a few industry rides over the next month or so. If you or someone you know is in Architecture, Lighting or Construction please feel free to join or forward to whoever may be interested!

(of course Kissenistas are all welcome either way).

If you are planning to join it would be awesome to add your name to the google sheets we have set up so we can get an idea of the numbers.




Cheers!
Reposting this as we are doing it again this Friday! 

2 weeks ago even the guy I organized it with bailed, disappointing! So now we're opening this up to anyone and everyone who fancies cooking on a Friday afternoon ride! 

Free merch & refreshments!
I might be able to join this on July 18th. I work architecture/construction adjacent (Facilities Management and currently taking over commissioning from our construction team) 
Awesome, hit me up with your email and/or cell # here or slack. Pls also invite anyone else you know who may be interested. We will do these throughout the summer.
If this doesn't count as a Tall Tale, nothing does. Copied & pasted from an aviation forum I'm on. The author is an 80-something pilot. Sounds like he's lived a fantastically full life.

Bike trip 1950​

Douglas and I wanted to go to Shenandoah Park, and when Mother gave permission, we began our preparations.

I was 16, Douglas 14.

The bikes we had bought for paper routes had a lot of miles, and several tire replacements. And we were not willing to have ‘good enough’ tires, so bought new front and rear tires, plus one new tube each which we did not install. The old ones had no patches, and had been new last time. The new ones were just in case, as we expected many surprises. Wrenches to fit every nut and bolt, and small can of oil, and a tire patch kit were collected in a cloth bag. The bearings were all cleaned, lubricated, and re assembled. The bikes were now ready.

Apples came in wooden boxes about a 18 inches long, ends were half inch thick, sides about half that, and bottoms even thinner. We brought home 5 from the grocery store, and took them apart carefully. After measuring the needed clearance for our heels, 4 sides each were cut at an angle, leaving the rear ends vertical. The front and rear ends were from the box ends, and were cut 6 inches wide. Since the front was at an angle, they did not reach the top of the sides, but a half inch board was used to ‘splice’ to the top, and was long enough to reach across the wheel and connect to the other box front. The inside was banged against the axle ends, and axle diameter holes drilled in those marks. After painting inside and out with enamel, large washers and nuts were added, locking the boxes in place. The board connecting the sides went across the frame where the two sides came together above the fender, and was bolted in place. 4 Large 4 inch reflectors on the back of the boxes finished the construction.

Cooking gear was based on Mothers old Girl Scout cook kit, placed inside a large cast iron skillet with a lid, wash clothes and towels were also in there, so nothing moved or rattled. We left with minimal food, but salt and pepper shakers did get packed in the skillet. Some soap, can opener, knives, forks and spoons, pancake turner, and a big spoon rounded out the ‘kitchen’ Bedding was 2 twin bed blankets, and a piece of strong tarp, 6 feet wide and 10 long That was not really suitable, but just what we had. A small camp hatchet for cutting up firewood.

About June 15, so long daylight hours

At half light, we departed from 7415 Piney Branch Road, before morning rush had started, with the goal of being across the Potomac River on US 50 west before traffic was bad, and achieved our goal. On the other side, the traffic was heavy inbound and light going our way, so safe and pleasant, even though steadily up hill. Not too far west, US 29 south joined us, and we made good time in the right lane of the 3 lane highway. Route 7 crossed at a diagonal, with a traffic light, red, and we slowed down to save energy. Douglas was about 50 feet ahead of me, and a car hit the left box, swerving me into the rough gravel shoulder. The driver took his time stopping, and I was furious as I caught up to him. As I bent over to look in, I saw a face that was deeply concerned, and a voice asking if he had hurt me. Slim guy in khaki shirt and short khaki pants with only knees sticking out, covered with leather. Never have I had so sudden a change of attitude than just then. I assured him that neither I nor my bike was damaged. He explained that he had just been to the Veterans office, and had been supplied with this Oldsmobile Hydromatic, with hand throttle and brakes, and was still learning to drive. Maroon 4 door sedan, all the windows open, and wheel chair in the back seat for when he parked the car and hobbled around and drug it out, for “normal” life. Remembering even today, tears form from that vivid memory. DAV tags on the back as he drove slowly away. He was one of the “Half lucky” guys, who came home half alive.

Outstanding progress continued to Centerville turnoff to Manassas drag strip, when a light rain moved in to meet us. There was a store under construction, and nobody there, we took the bikes in with us, and dug out the sandwiches we had packed, and washed them down with water from our canteen.

We continued west on 29 when 50 split off to the right, crossing the Bull Run Mountains, very tiring, as the downhill’s went fast, the uphill’s slow hard peddling, and it seemed they were twice as high going up as down. At Warrenton US 211 joined us, then 211 split to the west, and 29 went south. We splurged for supper at Payne’s Diner. Good food, and inexpensive, but the real reason was that someplace way back, they were family! 211 west out of Warrenton has a very long hill, followed by ‘rolling’ country, worse than the Bull Run mountains

Once again sweating up one hill, and breezing down again until near sunset. We came to a 90 degree, easy turn left, with a fairly deep ditch, and a set of two connected bill boards in a V, and decided to quit before poor light made riding dangerous. The bikes in the ditch weeds put them nearly out of sight, and the billboards were protection from headlights. Tarp and blankets were all we needed, plus a flashlight, and we were soon asleep. Twice in the night, we woke from the sound of heavy braking, and rapid backing, as alert drivers spotted the bikes, and checked if they were from a hit and run event. I peeked out for the first one, and it was a Virginia State Trooper.

The next morning provided quite a surprise; half a dozen cows in a half circle around us, staring! We were country connected, and found them non threatening, but when we started moving and stood up, they scattered quite a distance away before feeling safe. Again, they were facing us, calmly chewing their cud.. We folded bedding, lashed it to our boxes, and departed down what proved to be a relatively long hill, ending at the bridge across the Covington River. The bank had a good area for cooking, we stopped and made breakfast. Fried bacon, then fried eggs, then fried bread provided plenty of calories, and tasted great, canteen water to drink (we had refilled it in Warrenton, as we did at many gas stations as we passed them). On hindsight, we wished we had continued that short distance, and camped here, as we could have gone further from the highway with the bikes, and no one would have noticed our presence. Hindsight from now, it would have been damp along the river, and we would have left with damp blankets, never a good thing.

From the Covington River breakfast, obviously a long climb back up to the higher rolling country limbered up our muscles, and the new day flowed on.

Arriving at Sperryville, a very small town off 211 on the other side of a small river, we found a country grocery store that had everything we needed. This was the weight of food we were very happy not carrying up the rolling hills behind us, but essential to have in the park. Our breakfast eggs had been packed in a small coffee can filled with pancake mix, and cooked with just 4 slices of bacon. Now, we were stocking up heavy:

5# of potatoes

1# of onions

2 # of bacon

2 # of brown sugar (smallest size box)

1 can of Corned Beef

1 dozen eggs

1 bottle of Heinz catsup

1 loaf of bread



With the basic need in our boxes, we returned to 211, and the BIG hill, all the way up to Panorama pass, and the Parkway. There are a number of stands selling apples and other produce, and we bought some tart apples, and ate a couple on the way up the mountain. Bad news for today, they are tarring and graveling the road and the crew doing it has already done miles. The tar sticks to the tires, and in turn, picks up gravel, making the ride bumpy, and the sticking makes pedaling much harder…and we are aware we’re pedaling uphill? Eventually, pedaling becomes much too hard, and we get off and walk until we come to the active application, and undisturbed road is ahead. Pedaling is still difficult, but as the gravel falls off, conditions improve, and we are only coping with steep grades. The penalty for a mile or more walking, and slow pedaling is that we reach Panorama at sunset.

There were two graveled tire tracks leading Northeast from the intersection, and we walked our bikes far enough to have quiet and privacy, assuming a fire road. In the darkness, grass was clearly visible, and we selected a nice patch about 5 feet off the road, put down the tarp, and called it a done day, even though we were hungry.

The morning brought 2 surprises, first, we were sleeping on a fire ant hill that had been flattened by the mower cutting that inviting grass, and they rousted us quite early. They were not the only early risers, Park Service had homes for employees up that road, and they went to work early, and found us with our clothes off, picking fire ants off where they were fiercely attached.

Clothes back on, bedding free of ants, we returned to the Parkway, and a short distance later, the Appalachian Trail, north up Pass Mountain, to the Pass Mountain shelter. That was scheduled to be our base camp, and after establishing first rights by putting our blankets on bunks, breakfast was prepared. Bacon, eggs, and fried toast again, for speed. With our boxes emptied of all but tools, parts, sandwiches and canteen of water, we set off north on the trail, over Pass Mountain. Moderately steep, moderately rocky, and winding made a hard pull to where the trail started the descent to the Parkway crossing. The downhill on the Parkway was a blast, fast, cool, and no pedaling, all downhill.

No toll was collected at the entrance station, and we continued south to the Pinnacles picnic area, where we found old abandoned apple trees in what was a farmer’s orchard before the government bought them out for the park. We picked several pounds, as they were both small and wormy, and took them back to base camp and fried apples for desert (Bacon grease and brown sugar added). We had enough for several meals, cooked fresh each time. On the downhill toward Mary’s Rock tunnel, we hunched down low to go as fast as we could, and passed a couple of cars. At the tunnel overlook, we stopped, and we asked the driver of one of those cars how fas he was diving, he said 35, and he guessed that we were doing about 40!

Back at base camp, boiled a quantity of potatoes, rubbed the peels off 1/3 of them, cut them up, added a chopped onion and browned them some in that universal skillet. When properly brown, opened the can of corned beef, crumbled half into the potatoes, browned some more, and had corned beef hash. With Heinz catsup liberally applied. The apples were desert, truly a well balanced meal for camping. All leftovers were added to the bag of food hanging where varmints could not reach them, and in the shade.

That finished our third day, and after all was clean and properly stowed, we had a peaceful night.



The 4th day started well with breakfast of fried potatoes and onions with 2 eggs on top, and cooked with the lid on until the eggs were done. Consumed with catsup, and finished with fried apples. How could a day started that well go wrong? Easy, and that is why we took tools everywhere we went.

Going down the relatively steep southbound AT, I hit a rock with my right pedal, and broke it off. I tossed it in the box, and we continued down, with brakes applied without pedaling in between, as it was hard to correctly reposition the pedal. Douglas called to tell me that smoke was coming out of my back axle, and I stopped. Without pedaling forward between braking, the discs were continuously in contact, over heated, and were evaporating the oil lubricant. Since I did not turn the crank forward, the discs remained tight together, and warped. That produced brakes that locked when applied, and released only when peddled forward. Bendix brakes were unusual, and hard to find.

We decided to go to Luray for a new peddle, taking the two parts of the broken one. Nearly all downhill, riding double worked fine, and easy grades to the Western Auto store for the new part…. Yes, they had the exact part. The nearly level return worked riding double, but at the bottom of the mountain, double did not work..

We took turns jogging or riding, and the sun threatened to set too soon. While jogging, I heard a large truck coming up grade, and put out my thumb. He stopped, and when I asked for a ride, so Douglas could ride solo the rest of the way, he suggested putting the bike in the rear of the empty lumber truck, and both ride. It was an older truck with a narrow cab, and he had his early teen daughter, but we crowded in and up the mountain we went.

My bike was at the Ranger station, we repaired it there, and returned to the AT shelter. That is when I found that I had digital brakes, on or off, nothing in between. Douglas had the common expanding cones; which shed heat more efficiently, but had higher required pressure for a given rate of deceleration. Those parts would have been at WA, but mine were rare, steel discs keyed to the axle, brass discs keyed to the hub. My bike was the only one I ever saw with my brand of brakes. Bendix and New Departure were the 2 brands.

We decided to return home the 5th day, talk our friends into coming back with us, and repair my brakes, the parts would be available where I bought the bike.

The final decision was not made until nearly noon at the Ranger station where we met a Boy Scout Troop getting organized to start on the AT, and we visited for quite a while. We planned going to Sperryville in less than an hour, all downhill.

Plans are subject to change, as the day goes on, we had breakfast at the AT shelter, the scouts invited us to join in their lunch, prepared at home by mothers, and we accepted. Both the scouts and their leaders were very friendly, and we wished we were on their hike too. As they move out, we departed down the mountain.

Riding off the mountain with those brakes was a challenge, with the right peddle ahead, apply brakes with the left one, and lower that foot near the road. When the tilt of the bike was too much, kick the right peddle, and back to normal. Yes, that tended to flat spot the tire. Getting off balance was not very fast, as steering toward the low side took the bike back under me, so a quite long slide was possible. Avoiding serious flat spots required releasing brakes while still stable. I sat as tall as possible for wind drag, and only applied brakes for 3 turns and a total of about 9 slides.

Once off the mountain, I rode in such a way I rarely needed brakes. None of the hills outside the park had sharp turns, with speed limits of 45 to 55 MPH.

The current plan was Covington River that night, which we had done in half a day west bound. The next just day repeat day 1 in reverse.

The Covington River was reached well before 4, and we kept going. Warrenton was reached and we were hungry, we ate at Payne’s Diner, and kept peddling east on 29. Near sunset, we reached a Confederate cemetery that we had not noticed going west, pulled in, and fixed our 4th meal of the day. There were plenty of small dead limbs, and we boiled eggs and ate them solo. Stretching out on the park benches was a luxury, and we considered staying the night here. The lack of traffic noises convinced us to keep going.

We rigged for night running; Douglas had a large kerosene lantern with a shiny conical surround and a glass mirror at the rear. The design was quite wind resistant and we needed little light on paved roads, but did need to be visible to other traffic. In addition to the reflectors, I had a battery powered light with a red plastic cover, and a long life lantern battery, and rode second in line. Traffic in those nights was very light “out west”, near single digits per hour.

Almost unbelievably, Centerville came and went, we paused one more time, for meal 5, I think it was cold corned beef sandwiches made with the other half of that can, well plastered with catsup, and the usual water from the canteen. Downhill trends are hard to see, but are subtly present when peddling a bike, and we made very good time, crossing through Washington DC, to our home in Takoma Park at 12:15. 112 miles in 12 hours and 15 minutes, 9MPH average.

We considered going in and sleeping in our beds, but since Mother was home alone, and had a gun in the bedroom, we elected to sleep on the back porch. She was very surprised to see us out there when she came downstairs for breakfast, and woke us up. We joined her with enthusiasm.

Grew up here and have had days like these...

https://youtu.be/cZk2jV5gJbM?si=qwNjRahtWEieBRRq





Shes gone out  =)


Thanks for sharing Jules, loved reading that
Chocolate bike!

Stopped by Ride Brooklyn on Thursday, 08/28/2025, to pick up some small things and found them packing up.  Sign said they're moving.  Address on their site says 187 4th Ave which looks to be right on the corner of Sackett.  I didn't go see if that new space is open yet.  I hope it's a good space for them.
the photos online suggest that the new place is pretty great!