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Battenkill

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Fuck that: Glory and Memories

I just think he's looking for controversy with that type of move. Cat 4s used to pay 10 deep....

Especially when the opening price is $95.
God. I want to do this -- I really do -- but there's something about this race that I despise (despite the face I've never done it, of course). Maybe it's the stories from years past, maybe it's shit like removing prize money. Every year I say, "fuck it, I'm doing Battenkill." Then, there's something like this that makes me think otherwise. 
I'm doing the old man Cat 4 race too. My compact crankset arrives via fedex tomorrow
The email said the starting line has changed, there's less climbing, and the distance was lengthened to 68 miles.

2015 course
http://ridewithgps.com/routes/6079638
2014
http://ridewithgps.com/routes/3511335
Go ahead, tell your grandkids you raced and lived on the east coast but never did Battenkill because there wasn't enough prize money...

I prefer a race without money, because frankly the local racers seem to do a lot of drugs every time someone puts money on the line.

Screw that, I prefer a gentleman's race.

All that written, I'm not exactly an unbiased observer.

It's not about the prize money for me, it's just more of the point. I'm probably going to man up and finally do it, but I can't help but feel like it's a gimmick. I've heard amazing stories and don't doubt that it's a boss race, but saying it's for glory buys into all that EEEEEPIIIIICCCCC hype. I'd much prefer a gentlemens race, by the way. But I doubt I'd have to pay $100 to do it.

Also, I'm sure my future grandkids will be sick of cycling stories :-p
Check the prices of Grand Fondos, which I think qualify as gentleman's races.

I just sent a bunch of 'cross pictures to a comprehensive list of family members (children but no grandchildren yet). Rather than telling them stories, I included a link to Svenness 3.3.

It's not that Epic; Airport Road stage at Catskills is way harder.

It's just a unique and very well run race that has worked it's way into amateur cycling mythology.

It's also undoubtably the most expensive race you'll do outside of Triathlon - any way you measure it. But for folks riding multiple bikes with different wheelsets, and race budgets that approach four digits... methinks, lady, protest, yadda yadda.
dstokes said:
Check the prices of Grand Fondos, which I think qualify as gentleman's races.

good point
Bruce van-Schalkwyk said:
The email said the starting line has changed, there's less climbing, and the distance was lengthened to 68 miles.
2015 coursehttp://ridewithgps.com/routes/6079638
2014http://ridewithgps.com/routes/3511335 Bruce, that is the preliminary route.  It is subject to sudden midrace deviation.  Hungry to see what it's like?  Have some of my sour grapes...
No one should ever do a US Gran Fondo. In fact such an event in the US should have it's own name - not copy the Italian name - but I digress.

Go to Italy and do a proper one.
ian ellis said:
No one should ever do a US Gran Fondo. In fact such an event in the US should have it's own name - not copy the Italian name - but I digress.

Go to Italy and do a proper one.
Never done a Gran Fondo.  I've done a wielertoeristen and a cyclosportif.  Wonder why the Flemish name never took off here.  

c'mon folks.  The course was never that hard, not that a hard course is necessary for a hard race (see FBF).  It's a big, crazy event that people get ridiculously amped for.  That what makes it special.  Or a pain.  

Harriman is more difficult.  Ride to Nyack via River Road and Bradley and you'll get in more climbing.  

That written, the cat 2 race has added distance.  It's suddenly gotten more interesting.
I've rode "the hell of Hunterdon" for the last 4 years ,some guys use it as a Battenkill warm up , about 80 miles , 30% gravel roads , really cheap and well run ,its get bigger every year ,but they still hand out free bear at the end .
I'll be there next year also 
I secretly hope somebody publishes a "Hell of the..." compilation. There are so many, and they all sound awesome.
I've rode "the hell of Hunterdon" for the last 4 years ,some guys use it as a Battenkill warm up , about 80 miles , 30% gravel roads , really cheap and well run ,its get bigger every year ,but they still hand out free bear at the end .
I'll be there next year also 
This is another one I've been meaning to do. I have family in the area and ride many of those roads often, but not usually the dirt ones. But that's an area where it's pretty easy to get 4,000 feet of climbing in a 40 mile ride.
,but they still hand out free bear at the end .

Mark, I'm assuming you mean beer but like picturing a bunch of sweaty cyclists chowing down on greasy bear steaks.
Yes sorry Beer, River horse brewing until last year when they had another local brewer , who's name I forgot
Registration opens at 7
https://www.bikereg.com/tourofthebattenkill
I registered!!
me too…. Cat 4 40+
I've fallen woefully behind on my forum duties, so I've missed a lot of posts lately. This thread just burbled back to the top, and I am outrageously stoked that we're talking about this already. 

That said, I'm only now seeing Fabian's comments about his reservations about racing Battenkill:

"there's something about this race that I despise."
"I can't help but feel like it's a gimmick."

Adam, Battenkill is the closest thing to Paris-Roubaix that you will ever race. And it's home grown. Face up to it, brother. Would LOVE to have you on the team for it next year. Sign up. Start training now.

All this prize money angst is confounding. Let's say Battenkill paid out $200 for winning a Cat. 4 field last year (it didn't). If someone asked me whether I'd rather win Battenkill for free or simply be given $200, I would not be able to answer the question, because I would have died laughing. And my answer wouldn't have mattered anyway because the questioner would have also died from the intensity and ferocity of my guffaw. So ... cash equals respect? Your winnings wouldn't buy you a pair of Speedplays. By no standard of logic. Win for the win.

Reg'd.
Not sure if my troubles are from the beer or the forum -- but despite my earlier bitching I was among the first to reg at 7:01. I'm stoked to see what this race is all about and kill it.
Thanks for posting the link to registration.  I'm in for the 4 40+ and the field is now closed.  I just got in.  That filled crazy fast.
Fantastic news guys. Rent a shared house nearby, make a weekend of it.

Tire choice discussion in 3...2...1...
I'm signed up.

Calling all cat.4s, better get on it ASAP.  As of now 123 out of 200 spots are taken and registration has been open for about a day.


I cannot believe I actually signed up for this ....
Anyway now I can officially join in the discussions about rental housing, gears and tires (only kidding about the last 2 - I have no intention of discussing those)
im_nelson said:
,but they still hand out free bear at the end .

Mark, I'm assuming you mean beer but like picturing a bunch of sweaty cyclists chowing down on greasy bear steaks.


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They've expanded the cat 4 40+ field to 200…..registration for it will reopen on Friday

it's currently at 112
Still a little while away, but bump up to start dialog on travel and accommodations...

These seem to be all the Kissena's signed up that I could find on the reg page.  Anyone missing?

Cat.4
Ian
Whitey
Yang
Nelson
Adam F.
Jay Whalen
Josh C.

Cat. 4 40+
Peter Byyshe
Bruce v-S
Thierry
Rick

Cat. 5 55+
Joseph Iberti

Cat. 5
Sean Miles