Dec 15, 2015 at 05:51 PM
Gross

I think you mean Jonah.Jeffrey White said:Oh you want to get Biblical? If that whale swallowed me instead of Job, the whale would have been all, "Wow, that guy is salty. And I'm a saltwater creature."
My skin sweat gets so viscous you could lube a chain with it (though that would only work for a few minutes until all the water evaporated and the chain instantaneously rusted itself into nothingness).
The salt eagle on my back after a long ride is larger and more intricate than the hood of a 1978 Pontiac Firebird Trans-Am.
I would engage in such comparisons, but I'm too busy fighting off cattle and other cloven-footed beasts who would like to use me as their field salt licks.David Yang said:I'm surprised nobody compared themselves to Lot's wife after the notorious GOD turned her into a pillar of salt.

Check out JP's comparing Marc to Lot's wife earlier.David Yang said:I'm surprised nobody compared themselves to Lot's wife after the notorious GOD turned her into a pillar of salt.

Winter training plan, pulling a cart helps with endurance and sprinting ability. The rope through the nose looks a little annoying though.twoyacks said:Nobody is herding me biatch...


There is no way that this guy has a significant other.Jules said:
He looks a bit too beefy for someone who rides 200 miles a day especially in 12 hours. My BS meter is going over scale right this minute.That's what I thought, too, but she's on his team!
(or at least they wear the same jersey)
http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/sports/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2016/1/4/arkansas_cyclist_bre.html
12 hours a day in the saddle.
https://www.strava.com/athletes/350859
He's only ridden 1k so far this year. I guess he's taking it easy now.
Since it isn't a sanctioned record, USADA doesn't have the authority to test him.Thierry Bonnaire said:He looks a bit too beefy for someone who rides 200 miles a day especially in 12 hours. My BS meter is going over scale right this minute.
or #mopedmugwump said:Since it isn't a sanctioned record, USADA doesn't have the authority to test him.Thierry Bonnaire said:He looks a bit too beefy for someone who rides 200 miles a day especially in 12 hours. My BS meter is going over scale right this minute.
#chemistry
I wrote too quickly. Should have researched. It was sanctioned by the UMCA.mugwump said:Since it isn't a sanctioned record, USADA doesn't have the authority to test him.
#chemistry