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L&C Cup

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Whitey and I are already signed up. Andy is in green, hopefully he'll show up to defend it.
60% chance of rain this Saturday, per weather.com.  Hopefully that will change to 0%
mperlberg said:

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1-900-MAN-LOVE ???  Okay who's been screwing with this thing?

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i be there...
Ge the fuck ready.  Fat boy is showing up for the 4's.  Which means I'll be sitting at the back.  I might have one decent effort in me, but this is the first race of the season for me.  So that effort will probably suck.


I'm in.  Wunderground has rain at 10% chance at 6am, so should be good to go.
Ge the fuck ready.  Fat boy is showing up for the 4's.  Which means I'll be sitting at the back.  I might have one decent effort in me, but this is the first race of the season for me.  So that effort will probably suck.


Get double the fuck ready.  This is doppleganger return to glory.  Free socks to whoever can tell (or tear) us apart. 
@Jules - I'm glad this was said, because every time I passed by the KOM when I marshaled, I wasn't sure if it was you or Jeff I'm seeing...haha
i'll be there... 

I'm fatter and no longer have a Cervelo.

I should be able to move people up rather easily a couple of times. Ryan and Mike can attest to the fact they barely have to pedal when drafting off me due to largesse of love handles.
I'll be there.
@Jules - I'm glad this was said, because every time I passed by the KOM when I marshaled, I wasn't sure if it was you or Jeff I'm seeing...haha
Same inseam, same pedals... we'll swap bikes midway just to fuck with y'all
I'm fatter and no longer have a Cervelo. I should be able to move people up rather easily a couple of times. Ryan and Mike can attest to the fact they barely have to pedal when drafting off me due to largesse of love handles.
Jeff is so modest. He has some real power. Use wisely. 
Jules' bib shorts also have the cod-piece white flatlock stitching for maximum crotchal awareness.
Owens' will have the red for maximum flash

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word up
vlad said:
Owens' will have the red for maximum flash

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Okay, I'm in for the P123. 

Hoping that if we go fast I might still be able to catch a draft from Owens sitting at the back of the 4s, even though we're in different races.
Ryan J said:
Okay, I'm in for the P123. 

Hoping that if we go fast I might still be able to catch a draft from Owens sitting at the back of the 4s, even though we're in different races.
I think that will work, the minimum distance behind a Heavy is 4 nautical miles for undisturbed air.
Oh. My air is disturbed. Mightily disturbed.
i am in for this race in cat 4.  i rather liked the cat 5 plan i heard about from last saturday, which i understood to be, everyone to the front just past the 15th street entrance on the bell lap.
the 5s actually patented that bad boy idea.  hands off.
Cat 4-Guys you might want to try putting McKay in as your sprinter, he is v-fast (he can even out-sprint me!). Also, figure out an order so you have someone like Owens (AKA The Bizmarck), single filing the peloton at the end.
I'm in for the 1/2/3s
ahh - back in KCC's hands



Whaaaa! Andy you get a full-zip jersey. I was robbed, only 1/4 zip jersey for me. I felt like I was racing in the 20th Century.

I am taking the critical role this week as Marshal Captain. I am looking forward to donning the ceremonial vestments, and doing my parade laps of the course helping with any marshaling issues that may come up.

Why are we all ignoring the weird fact that all these jersey shots are showing up on the internet with dudes standing around in someone's 1/2 finished basement holding the jersey; away from all natural light and people.

On a serious tip, Dan, last weekend, all these rec riders were told by someone to ride on the far right side of the road. When we would tell them to ride to the left at the KOM line, they would look at us with a combination of WTF and fear (in the case of a mom with her little one in a bike seat).

I'd be happy to ride for McKay at the finale if we have a crew interested in that (and if he is interested). Please speak up. Ideally at least 3-4 guys plus McKay.

I'll also ride for Andy to keep the green. We need a few guys willing to chip in for that effort also.

@Bertucco. That's a hilarious in-your-face parody of the previous jersey wearer's photo. Nice.
As of this post...only Pederson, the leader in the KOM has reg'd.  Sooo for giggles I'm going to hit the 1st KOM and see if I can win it.  If I get spanked, I will retreat to the comfort of the green train leadout.  
I will gladly take the first pull in the finale lead out.  Be sure to have 2 Kissena's on McKay's wheel...it is really important...this goes for Andy too...nobody gets on the green jerseys wheel...protect it.  No free rides.  Riders will try and bump their way into the train...politely inform them that they can not have the wheel.  Be vocal about it...the sweeper is as important as the guy driving the lead out.  yacks
Yes Dan...you got hosed on the zipper...which provides me with a shameless opportunity to post pics of jerseys past....

year 1 = full zip
year 2 = full zip
year 3 = full zip
year 4 = 1/4 zip.....

no pressure Andy...just be mindful of the fact that no other team has ever won the green jersey...