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Farewell, Au Revior, Ciao Baby!

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I believe I speak for us all when I say...

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Whoa! Was it something I said?  I finally upgrade to the 3s, and then 75% of the 3s move to another team!

Sad to hear it. I've had fun rides with each of you (except maybe Kieran but we wined and dined at the club party, which is nearly as thrilling as riding a bicycle).  Many of you were around when I started racing the year before last, and your guidance was instrumental in my development as a rider.  Even just the passive instruction of learning from how everybody else rides their bike on a group ride.  I've also enjoyed the off-bike nerding out on the forum.  Thanks.

Best of luck with the new gig. I'm looking forward to some friendly rides with you all...and some unfriendly racing!  
Get it? It says "bee" and it has a picture of a bee on it!

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We may be down....down almost all our cat III's and II's...but we ain't out !!!  And it ain't over !  We will rebuild...and we will remember this Machiavellian coup.  Pump your tires Sommerville Sports Factory Team Brooklyn (fuck you guys have a branding issue...I'm in oxygen debt just sayin the name).   The scraps you left in the Kissena cupboard are going in the crock pot and we are making a NASTY GUMBO!!!  We are coming at you with equal parts Phoenix  and Bad News Bears !!! (I say all this with peace and love fyi).  

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Well this is the time of year where Yacks starts typing in caps about how he's going to slay his teammates in 6 months when road racing starts, so at least this year he can now do that to teammates who will be on another team by that time.
Ryan if you are trying to confuse me...MISSION ACCOMPLISHED !!!

FWIW, we lost 2 road cat IIs. JP and I are still very much on the team. And Dale Suttle is a road Cat 1.

I don't know if this needs to be said as there's lots of GIFy joy, and good natured trash-talk, and that's good.

But if anyone is feeling out of sorts with this big change, and wants to talk about this off the forum you can email me at:

marcbertucco@yahoomail.com

And I'm sure the other vets and mentors, with gobs of experiences on multiple teams, would be willing to be a listening ear and offer some valuable perspective as well.
Marc, let's keep this in perspective. 

There are thirty Cat 3 or better riders on the team. This group represents 10 of them.

Shame to see old friends in a different kit, but there are twenty remaining Cat 3's, unless Brendan goes Pro. So let's call it 19...


Now me and Yacks are going to start our own club too called Triangle Cyclists.  The weak need not apply.  Well, actually, weak people can apply too.  I have not ridden a bike fast for almost 2 months so I am not sure if I will even get into my own club! Oh-magheeeerrrd.  

If any of the guys moving on have some medium sized club clothing that you want to give me please do.  Let me know.  No club-cut jerseys though.  I don't know what they are and why they exist and why I would wear one and why I would want one.  
Club sized clothing is for old guys who get fluffy in the winter (me).  Next season I will be "race fit" svelte.  I too am accepting kit donations.  I will need to use Billy Mays' entire catalog of products to launder out the treachery and desertion...but I kid. (never saw this post going sideways...love you guys...really I do).


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Asia...that's you guys...(for the informed Asia was a progressive rock "super" band formed in 1981) 

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That's racist.
make that 3 looking for medium Kissena kit (particularly accessories like arm, leg, knee warmers, gloves etc) or winter jackets.
Get in line Danny boy....Adam and I are first to pick the bones...
Vultures don't wait in line.
Any everybody knows that vultures and poaching typically go hand in hand
Will pay bargain prices for any size small jerseys (race cut) and medium size bibs
In keeping with tradition, I offer the recently departed Kissenas and newly formed SSFT-B their spirit video.

There's a new team in town, and they're taking off the makeup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg
Ragot already promised me all his unwashed, crusty chamois, used large skinsuits. Take a number.
Hey all - not looking to start a whole new thing here, but after six years I would also feel wrong not saying anything... 

I'm going to officially transition onto the Sommerville Sports sponsored team this week. That probably doesn't mean I'll never don a Kissena thread again - but it does mean I've changed my license and, if I even race any more this year, it'll be in other than orange and blue.

It's super bittersweet. This club has been incredible the last six years. Really don't know what I'd have done without it. I'm really appreciative of how the people here took me from being a terrified newb who had never raced and could do little more with his bike than change a tire, to where I am today (which is still not that great but a damn sight better than where I started!). 

I'm committed to and very excited about our new endeavor, but I don't leave without a good bit of nostalgia either. I wish the club only the best and I look forward to racing against you all next year.

Thanks Kissena!
Hey All,

As many of you know Handsome Joe is leaving us, for the STATE OF NEVADA, where he has an unexpected, sudden and irresistible job opportunity.

(There is nothing I can do at this point to stop @Yaks from making a brothel joke, is there?)

Please join us at Backyard this Saturday November 1st, 7pm to give him a warm sendoff, and get one last fond look at his handsomeness.

After his departure we'll hold a thumb wrestling tourney for "next handsomest..."
Jules said:
Hey All,

As many of you know Handsome Joe is leaving us, for the STATE OF NEVADA, where he has an unexpected, sudden and irresistible job opportunity.

He's moving to Area 51, no doubt.  
So to all the clothing vultures - if you're a size small and you need some stuff, holler at me and I can prolly hook you up with some good stuff on the super cheap or maybe even the free. rjjohnsto@gmail.com
Ryan,

Just joined, size small, let me know what your trying to dump.- I'll shoot you an email

-Sean
Ryan your dainty frame annoys me....can't catch you going up hills to make a break and can't catch a break on your free kit.  Fat Yacks in a little kit.....Fat Yacks in a little kit...


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Hi all,

It's been a while! I moved back to NYC from London at the start of November. It's great to be back. Overall, I had a good year in London - I enjoyed being closer to family and old friends. On the cycling front, I dabbled in the track league and various meets at the venerable Herne Hill track and a little at the Olympic velodrome (as well as far too much on my trainer). I actually rocked the Kissena skinsuit too, to the bemusement of the London track crowd. Annoyingly, my big target for the year, the Irish national team sprint and keirin champs never happened. After travelling to Dublin, they were postponed on the day due to the weather (it rains a lot in Ireland it turns out. Who knew?) and subsequently re-scheduled the weekend of my brother's wedding. A little frustrating (assume you know about the British knack for understatement).

Unfortunately this is something of a "hi and bye" because, as you know, I am joining the new Somerville Sports Ride Brooklyn team with Eric and the gang. It's bittersweet because, while I am excited to be part of the new set up there, it goes without saying I had a great two-plus years at Kissena. Joining the club really helped me get my enthusiasm back for the sport and most of all, I met some great people. I also really enjoyed introducing people to track and had some great times down at the heap of concrete that is NYC's only velodrome. Suffice to say, I really hope I will see all of you at the track (whether here or beyond) and at the bar. First and foremost, I look forward to catching up with lots of you on Thursday!

Cheers,

Kieran
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Hi all! 2015 is almost here and as most of you already know I will be moving on to the Sommerville Sports - Ride Brooklyn Factory Team for next season. I'm very excited but also will very much miss riding/racing with a bunch of you who have become my friends on and occasionally off the bike. I don't think anything will change there, but now I will just have to kick your asses when you bravely show up to the track ;P

Seriously, I can't be more thankful for this awesome club (think it's been 4yrs?) as it destigmatized the ass-hole roadie culture for me and later allowed me to discover my passion for track racing. Also, I could not have had the type of personal success I did on the track last season without the Jeff White's, Andy Da Silva's, Kayt's and Jesse Lash's (too many to name actually) pushing and inspiring me throughout the long season. Seriously forever grateful guys!

I'm also extremely proud of what Anti/Anti has been able to do with the kit redesigns and glad I got the chance to be part of that from the inside, working with some amazing humans here on the club to make that happen. I'm not taking the new kit design with me, so all you guys will still be looking sexy next season, don't you worry ;)

2015 will be a new adventure for me and a new team, with a heavy focus on seeing how far I can take this track game, it should be fun. Wish me luck!

I really hope to see more new KCC faces and all the regulars at the track next season. Love ya Kissena! Happy 2015!
Big thanks to you Ros and Anti-Anti for taking on the humungous task that was the kit redesign. It really is very good and a generous gift to the club.

Best of luck with the new venture -- can't wait to see that redesign
Bye everyone. Happy new year.