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Uh, this seems really odd from a genetics perspective - precisely how does the result for the "mixed" population work?  I'm pretty sure that mixing 4 races that have prevalence below 70% shouldn't generate a population with 78% prevalence without something very weird going on.  If each population had a different set of genes that generated low T/E, you could see a hybrid-vigor effect on mixing I guess.  But that feels unlikely.  

Glad to know my hapa child will be able to dope, though!


You tell us, O Bearded Science Man!

Your hapa child needs to get in on the pro-golf circuit.  That's where the money is!
Jules said:
On the same topic, this is one of the better bit of coverage on the McQuaid empire...

This article didn't quite get round to mentioning that Dave McQuaid is also Santini's sole agent in Ireland...wonder where he got that from...?

"But I can’t help wondering if the most advantageous part of David’s CV, not mentioned on the bio, is his father." Christ, what's that bear doing in those woods?!

He's also a bit of a dick, just to pointlessly add to the list of crimes. Could tell you an amusing story about him but I've hit my Internet Slander Threshold for the week (it's used up all on this forum btw).
@Kieran well the good news is that our Prezidente crop dusted him at CX Worlds last year.
You tell us, O Bearded Science Man!
Don't fuck with Beard Science, man!

http://popperfont.net/2011/09/23/microbiological-laboratory-hazard-of-bearded-men/
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Horner to publish all his Bio Passport data (2008 onward)  today?

http://www.chrishornerracing.com/
I can't believe I just input all that data into a spreadsheet...
Interestingly Horner had never been tested in September before.  @Wump what are his other big GT performances I can compare this year's Vuelta to?
@Jules - there is a Sept 2010 report on the site.
Yes, but just one, I believe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Horner#Palmar.C3.A8s

One participation of the Giro, dropped out
33, 61, 14, 9,13 at the Tour
20, 36, 1 at the Giro

FWIW, when I had breakfast with him at the 2005 Tour, he described himself to a hospitality lady as a top 20 rider, a guy at the back of the first group or head of hte second.
mugwump said:
FWIW, when I had breakfast with him at the 2005 Tour, he described himself to a hospitality lady as a top 20 rider, a guy at the back of the first group or head of hte second.
That would be in keeping with someone who had natural talent but wasn't doping. I want to believe...
They're up — a 45.6 hermetocriterium™, not too shabby:

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can we see what his hematocrit was at the beginning of the Vuelta and during the third week, when it should have been going down steadily ?   Nothing like those rest day blood bloods to tighten you up.

@John Malcolmson - I like the new term you've coined (and apparently trademarked)- hermetocriterium™

P.S.-Last time I had a blood test dome my hematocrit was at about 39, which sadly explains so much.

It's not an equivalent to horsepower. Some people can be just as fast with 39 as others are with 49.

The issue is that if you are 39 you have (had) a ton of headroom to dope under the arbitrary post Pantani limit of 50.

This is one if the big beefs of the non-dopers; they were weeded out of the sport based on natural hematocrit levels (too high) not on who was fastest.


On Sep 27, 2013, at 6:06 PM, neilx wrote:

@John Malcolmson - I like the new term you've coined (and apparently trademarked)- hermetocriterium™

P.S.-Last time I had a blood test dome my hematocrit was at about 39, which sadly explains so much.
SHOCKER !!!!!


http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/09/news/uci-investigates-tiernan-locke-rider-over-bio-passport-discrepancies_304491


Horner's bood values (some of them) fro august & september - I'm waiting for Ashenden & co to publish some kind of commentary; it's odd that they don't...


PS hand entered with nobody to check my work... subject to all kinds of caveats...
Was thinking about Contador today after his drubbing in today's mid-week Italian race and found it interesting to review his palmares over the years.

http://www.albertocontadornotebook.info/palmares.html

This year he has only one win (Tour de San Luis stage 6). This is in stark contrast to when he seemed unbeatable as a stage racer (2009-2011). I don't remember anything particularly bad happening to him this year (injury or illness). What happened? He's only 31 and should be feeling his oats.
Less dope.
Sad really....when old dopers can't find new contracts and then go on silly twitter rants extolling their virtues...

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/horner-vents-frustrations-on-twitter

#Idopedmyentirecareer&nevertestedpositivelikebigtexsowhynocontractforthehillbilly#ohsnapit'sover
Hmmmm..... guess I know what I'm doing on November 8th...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukOJ_1b-8lQ
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/i-team/new-book-claims-crow-sang-feds-armstrong-article-1.1481152

clearly Cheryl had not been told of the "omerta"...it's either that or don't expect a chick you dumped on Christmas week to keep your secrets.
Jules said:
Hmmmm..... guess I know what I'm doing on November 8th...

Jules, I think you me and Yacks should go into one room.  We'll watch and liveblog.  The rest of kissena watches in another room and plays drinking games.  
Only if we can bring liquor into the room...
I think I'd rather see another Spiderman film, or maybe Underworld part 9 or whatever.
this film is going to eviscerate Big Tex.  I am certain the secret was not Ferrari but the removal of the conscience to make room for more lung capacity.
Trombone music please?

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/dr-ferrari-caught-secretly-training-riders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOPPPCZotWI

18:10 to 18:30  = pathological     
 I have never seen someone enjoy the lie as much as this cat....maybe Bernie Madoff
LA's Motoman apparently used to work w/ Chris Froome and Richie Porte on their bikes following introduction from Sean Yates. 

PROOF!!!!!!!
Retro 2006 article that I found after the name Matt DeCanio jumped out at me from an article in the NYTimes. Seems that I used to ride with him when I lived in Charlottesville and rode with the Monticello Velo team. He was a teenager at that time and I had no idea about what happened to him . . . Seems like he became an early anti-doper.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2006-07-27/news/tour-de-dope/