Jul 09, 2013 at 07:06 PM
If you ever need to answer the question 'But why, if he won the stage, does he not have a yellow jersey?' to a non-cyclist, just send them this link.
Long, but very explanatory:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5rvxhj2tWU&feature=youtu.beMy former upstairs neighbor used to go out with the mexican guy, "Chucky" who owns that bike.....he used to get drunk and beat the shit out of her. He tried to break into the building after she kicked him out. I chased him out to the street with a baseball bat after delivering a low grade 'move along now" forcible prod to his ribs. He doesn't remember itJeff Owens said:OMG. Spider Bike! Hold me, I scurred...

Well played, my twin, well played...Jeff Owens said:


