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Well fuck me ,sorry for posting something I thought was interesting 



No - just because I think it’s nonsense doesn’t mean you shouldn’t post it. I’m smiling when I type that and I hope you’re grinning when you read it. I put that stuff up there with the purple food diet. Hilarious, and I’d love to disagree vehemently over beer or on a long ride. 

That’s just my take on it. 
A little scary that you made an opinion about the piece Based on the title , not the content

but , hey , that’s pretty much were we are at in the world 

A little scary that you made an opinion about the piece Based on the title , not the content

but , hey , that’s pretty much were we are at in the world 

It was indeed reckless, but I will read it and reply longform. I will not however relinquish my right to shenaniganize that which i find shenaniganish, shenaniganesque, shenanigany or purple-food diet-like.

A man has to be true to himself, after all.
I don't see why breathing exercises caused an uproar lol. There are plenty of skills that I use every day to survive/ride a bike that I could improve. I haven't thought about it (or admittedly listened to the pod), but I feel like its prob no different than things like cadence work/ specific technique drills/ small muscle stability exercises. You don't need to do these exercises to ride a bike well and it obv won't revolutionize bicycle riding but it probably wouldn't hurt.
i ordered the e-book after listening to the podcast :o
A few things things: first, when a headline is self-evidently foolish, dismissing it out of hand is not poor judgement.

Second, as athletes, access to inspired Oxygen is not (unless at altitude, or suffering illness) the performance limiter. So, straight out of the gate the idea of "breathing wrong" has a tinge of absurdity. We are limited by our metabolism's ability to use the O2 that we have access to. Hence the well known attribute of V02Max - how much Oxygen you can metabolize.

Third, where we are at in the world seems to be much closer to "ignoring science and evidence" than "throwing an absurd idea out with the trash"

Fourth, this podcast runs 44 minutes; I've listened to it twice - once on my ride today and again now sped up so I could take notes. It runs about one "woo" per minute. "Woo" being a random ingredient of chicanery.

If anybody would like to help edit my final reply holler at me, or I'll post it here with typos, and a heavy handed use of the word "shenanigans."

Like any good Snake Oil salesmen he peppers the story with random irrelevant truths.

I'll leave you with this cycling specific gem:

A study where cyclists pedaled stationary bikes at 200 watts using both nose and mouth breathing. The mouth breathers were allegedly breathing sixty to seventy times per minute as a result of the inherent inferiority of that breathing style.

Ok, I was hoping to make this more essay-like the truth is that twice through this barrel of horseshit is twice too much, and I'm just going to list the absurdities. (Like any good charlatan he peppers non-sequitur truths occasionally - I'll try and call them out)

The overall premise is that nose-breathing is more "efficient" than mouth breathing. 

To back this up he begins on a long tangent about how mouth breathing is "impeded" by bad teeth, which is a relatively novel thing in human history. Non sequitur truth (this is not as recent as he claims but dates to the origins of farming 10k+ years ago) as bad teeth don't obstruct your fucking airway.

He claims we've "completely messed up our bodies in the last 200 years" with zero evidence.

He claims he suffered from "chronic mild pneumonia" which is to quote Dr. Roazen "not a thing." Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) is a thing but for the purposes of healthy people it is not. His fictional chronic pneumonia led him to a doctor who prescribed breathing lessons which where he lives are "a dime a dozen." Alarm bells are ringing by this point.

There is a tangent about free divers who transformed their lung capacity "by force of will" (which in an era where Natzi flags are flying in daylight is terrifying) with no proof of course. These divers are claimed to have been born with "Normal" lungs - again, no proof, or even a hint that proof might be relevant.

Speaking of dives, he does a quick one to claim that breathing differently can "heal yourself, heat yourself" and help you "live longer." How any of that is achieved or what evidence there is gets predictably left out.

Then he drops a whopper about how breathing the same volume of air through your nose leads to twenty percent greater oxygen absorption due to your magic nose warming, woowoo (waves hands). As usual with his wild claims, this comes with zero evidence.

Drops a line of truth that people hyperventilating are having anxiety. Nobody goes through life hyperventilating, of course.

If the alarm bells were ringing before, now the klaxon starts...

He describes a "study" he was part of that was run by a world-famous "data driven" scientist. The study though, only had two people in it, no control and the scientist had some hand waving reasons that the subjects had to pay for it.

In there he drops a small unsubstantiated claim that mouth breathing causes ADHD.

The "study" was ten days of mouth breathing followed by ten days of nose breathing.

He talks about "so many tests" he took without detailing any of them, or the results. Interestingly he twice claims his point (nose vs mouth breathing benefits) with a throwaway line "and I have the CAT scans to prove it" which is prima facie absurd. CAT scans do not show pulmonary efficiency.

He says his BP "went way up" mouth breathing but doesn't say from where - he only mentions the top of the range he arrived at.

Nugget of truth that sleep apnea is bad for you.

If you can hear or see beyond the klaxons and the red flashing lights he then says we "won't' get into the subjective" things he experienced while mouth breathing - then lists several:

- getting lost

- trouble concentrating

- ability to get by

Talks about his HRV dropping as a result of mouth breathing. HRV is a promising indicator but has yet to have any real studies confirm it as an indicator of fatigue/overtraining. We all want to believe but right now it's up there with compression socks from a scientific standpoint - most people know about it, and understand the marketing, but as far as science goes it's a big hand wave.

Talks about his Co2 and O2 levels, but not specifically. Incidentally, for a healthy person it is incredibly hard to drop your saturated O2 for more than a few moments regardless how you breathe. Buy yourself a $15 pulse oximeter on amazon and try it yourself.

Here comes a whopper - he claims that his performance on the stationary bike went up 7% when he reverted to nose breathing after ten days of mouth breathing. Now, assuming he was completely untrained at the start of this 20 day protocol and his final day was the 7% ride this isn't incredible; 20 days of good training could do that but the flaw in the study is obvious. You can't compare day 1 and day 20 and expect equal fitness.

Then he brings us to the more outrageous false claim yet - the fictional cyclist (he claims it's real) doing 200 watts and breathing sixty to seventy times a minute because his mouth was so inefficient. For everyone on this forum I trust that is self-evidently absurd.

Then he drops some line about how we're not functioning as we were "supposed to have been" which directly contradicts his statement early in the podcast that evolution is change, not directional and not aligned with any master plan or design.

Another non-sequitur of how shallow breaths are inefficient. This is true, but irrelevant to everything presented. Ditto to the feedback relationship between anxiety & stress.

Brace  yourself for another whopper; switching from mouth to nose breathing takes you from 50% efficiency to 85% efficiency. Efficiency being oxygen delivered to blood. Again, no evidence.

Then begins some "woo" about how the diaphragm helps squeeze out toxins and a state of "coherence" that one tries to achieve by nose breathing.

Some boldfaced lying about how top flight athletes would do better breathing through their nose during maximal efforts...

Finally a claim I haven't the patience to refute how the "lower parts" of your lungs absorb more air than the upper parts.

This is not an exhaustive list but I feel it is twenty plus reasons this is complete horseshit. Horseshit laced with flecks or caca poopoo donkey garbage.

Shenanigans.


Jules,
     Thanks for the time and analysis.

     Almost makes me want to read it to see if I can pick apart more.
Jules
 Thanks for sharing your opinion , unfortunately , I have no idea if your right or wrong 
 
This is some deep analysis and it is appreciated. I feel like we could have started with some of this contextual information and rationale behind the shenanigans stuff. I think that would make it feel like you were refuting the pod and not the poster lol. 
This is some deep analysis and it is appreciated. I feel like we could have started with some of this contextual information and rationale behind the shenanigans stuff. I think that would make it feel like you were refuting the pod and not the poster lol. 
I thought (and still think) the headline outs itself as absurd. I should have been clearer about the focus of my ire though. @Mark Taylor is a standup guy, without question. The author of that absurd book, and the goddamn editor of Outside who interviewed him are charlatans. Frankly after you've sat through a two minute advertisement for "high performance socks" before the podcast begins you should probably know what you're in for ;)
Here is another Outside mag article, about the pain tolerance of endurance athletes vs. that of soccer players.

https://www.outsideonline.com/2417307/why-endurance-athletes-feel-less-pain

71 subjects doesn't feel definitive, but the tests are kind of amusing.

freezing cold water to dunk your hand in and a hot sensor taped to your arm.
I don't have the cognitive stamina to go there today. More interesting I think are the exhaustive studies on people's *memories* of pain. Turns out if you decrease it slightly at the end, people have much more positive memories of the experience. I wonder what that says about intervals ;)
Not great for my fantasy team 
but super fun finale 
don’t know if I saw it like Wout “
Actually, there was only one rider who was really targeting me. Apparently, he preferred to see me lose rather than making a chance to win the race himself."

Mark is right on that the finale of Gent-Wevelgem was exciting to watch. I was hoping to see Wout and MVdP duke it out but they ended up neutralizing each other. When I rewatched the last 10k I noticed that Wout attacked several times and MVdP would chase but never countered. I thought it a little strange that he never attacked.

Myerson weighed in on MVdP sorta harshly. Basically saying that he is so used to being stronger than everyone else that he lacks some of the tactical ability 






By the way, you can write off Adam's view, but its worth reading the thread as he makes a good case
Adam is hard to disagree with, but then again, as people have pointed out - WVA is the favorite and if you can't drop him you have to mark him and hope for the best in the end. He's going to have to learn how to deal with that as others (Sagan, Cancellara, Boonen, etc) have in the past.
I actually thought a few times he got gapped very slightly 
it’s ok to have all the tactical where with all , but it seemed to me that MVDP just didn’t have the legs to over him , if he did , he would 
I also think that VDP team set up doesn’t help him , fully understand that it enables his program , 
happy for Pederson , seems like a cool guy
@Jules
he must be on the forum 
https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/tom-boonen-no-need-for-van-aert-to-complain-about-van-der-poel/
Funny thing is each of those guys lost at least one classic because everyone marked them until some new guy rode away with it; and every one of them complained about afterwards 😂
These bike sponsor swaps are always kinda funny to me. 

https://cyclingtips.com/2020/10/bike-brand-musical-chairs-mitchelton-jumbo-and-sunweb-swap-sponsors/?mc_cid=3d3347cdaf&mc_eid=315cd8dbbb
They are and yet I can see wanting to change things up from the bike company perspective.  That is, unless the team is Ineos and the bike is Pinarello.  


Some great photos from their youth
https://cyclingtips.com/2020/10/mathieu-van-der-poel-and-wout-van-aert-a-head-to-head-history/

Curious to see Wout on a Cervélo cross bike , Not sure they make one ?
they do not, lots of jokes about how he'll ride a gravel bike
eloy said:
Curious to see Wout on a Cervélo cross bike , Not sure they make one ?
they do not, lots of jokes about how he'll ride a gravel bike
Not even jokes! They had a guy on their Aspero gravel bike at a few races in 2019. The bike looks sweet but I cant imagine how it performs in CX lol. 


it probably performs perfectly fine.

While we are now talking decades ago, Jonathan Page finished 2nd in the 2007 Cyclocross World Championships riding Cervelos made just for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzWV30AeOiQ

(made for him, by Cervelo grabbing whatever "endurance" bike they made at the time and adding posts for cantis, and a canti fork)
I think it's just as likely he'll ride a rebadged frame
What @eloy wrote.

The issues with gravel frames for cx are as follows: bottom bracket height--gravel frames are often lower than a road bike, which makes them much lower than a traditional Belgian cx frame (think Ridley), gravel frames have a longer front-center and longer trail to minimize toe overlap with 45mm tires, and (most likely) weight.  Some frames might have a sufficiently low top tube that putting ones arm through the frame to shoulder it can be hard.  

I doubt he'd ride a re-badged frame.  Too many people would know it.  

And the Aspero doesn't look bad.  If Wout wants to get low, maybe he'll run a -17 stem.  
Remember that car crash in Arizona, where the self-driving Uber killed a pedestrian?

The woman who was the backup driver, as in sitting in the driver's seat with nothing to do other than look at her phone, is being charged with negligent homicide.  Uber, which switched off some of the car's safety systems and misidentified the woman who was killed, is not being charged.

And I thought corporations were people, too.  

https://www.azcentral.com/story/money/business/consumers/2020/09/15/rafaela-vasquez-charged-negligent-homicide-2018-uber-crash-arizona/5810172002/
I wonder too if Cervelo is going to try and jump into the cross game with a full on CX bike. Having Wout on the bike would be pretty good press. 
Or maybe Cervelo is coming out with a new rim brake bike.