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The Stages Cycling Saga Is Only Going to Get Messier

https://www.dcrainmaker.com/2024/04/stages-cycling-messier.html
Danny Boyle is looking for zombies(?)
https://www.globalcyclingnetwork.com/general/news/danny-boyle-film-puts-out-urgent-casting-call-for-serious-cyclists-and-runners 
eloy said:
Fuck that. I am *still* traumatized from watching that movie. 
#slowzombiesonly
eloy said:

The Stages Cycling Saga Is Only Going to Get Messier

https://www.dcrainmaker.com/2024/04/stages-cycling-messier.html
At first, I thought it meant Mark Messier was getting involved.  but then...

Seems like a solution has presented itself.  Giant purchases the IP for what its owed and folds Stages into their offerings.  
looking good 


Kristen Faulkner won yesterdays Vuelta’s stage, she got started racing NYC parks, just like you and me. Jason Gay catches up w her

https://www.wsj.com/sports/kristen-faulkner-cycling-la-vuelta-feminina-4741097f?st=cw6ttd3u2nnry66&reflink=mobilewebshare_permalink&fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaYPYHQ7F1wIz6Nf7k-NhXK1wgTvVS2rgGDKZT0ctJ-v59IVqafgLyTDymA_aem_ARvaUpzURbn7k3q_GeTCEfXElAJBcxTCix4RzgChDwlZgpY-a8sw__HN2Z4O3lEDdXBkaNAL8jozptFmkOu7RzEW
Man, Jason Gay is such an amazing writer. 
Man, Jason Gay is such an amazing writer. 
He also used to race in the park !
I like him even more now!
I was wondering why he had those shorts on , but really ,Do they honestly expect us to believe that they would follow through with this threat

https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/jury-threatens-tadej-pogacar-with-giro-ditalia-disqualification-over-castelli-two-tone-maglia-rosa-skinsuit-with-purple-shorts/

UCI never misses an opportunity to step on its own dick.
I used to go to his shop in south London , a true Gentleman

https://www.cyclingnews.com/features/the-world-according-to-maurice-burton-britains-first-black-cycling-champion/

Seems like it was a good idea

https://escapecollective.com/optimising-ineos-grenadiers-classified-but-genius-gains/

Taylor Knibb is the new USA Elite TT champion, earning her a spot on the Olympic road cycling team. This is notable for many reasons, but specially as she destroyed a Triathlon in Yokahama, Japan, finishing 2nd, last weekend also earning a spot on the Tri Olympic team!!

https://www.cyclingnews.com/races/usa-cycling-pro-road-national-championships-2024/time-trial-women-elite/results/ 



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMa5Soyx498


Brandon McNulty won the men's TT, he also earns a spot in the olympic road team.

Brandon looks like a British 1970's character actor
Genius

https://escapecollective.com/how-to-reverse-the-fray-and-save-your-cables/

Dang James Huang is leaving escape collective. Wonder if he is going to another pub, starting his own thing or taking an industry job.

https://escapecollective.com/farewell-james/
Dang James Huang is leaving escape collective. Wonder if he is going to another pub, starting his own thing or taking an industry job.

https://escapecollective.com/farewell-james/
I'm guessing another pub. 

Regardless, credit to Escape Collective.  Bicycling and Velo and CN never said anything when long-time staffers departed.  The closest I think I've seen to a 'farewell' was when Peter Flax was canned at Bicycling.  he hinted that he was leaving.  
Huge result for Dylan Johnson at Unbound


Great article. Sounds like it was a super fun race. I’m really happy for Lachlan, too. He’s pretty even keel personality and emotions-wise but after the last couple ef vlogs you can tell he’s been feeling wary. Stoked for him
Dispatch from Oklahoma, where Thomas Dekker and Laurens ten Dam were training for Unbound:
https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/opmerkelijk-laurens-ten-dam-en-thomas-dekker-zaten-in-amerikaanse-cel-voor-unbound/

And so Ten Dam and Dekker had to switch to a plan-B. "We were going to have lunch at the Mexican restaurant, then. It was still pretty early. We had a three-hour training ride behind us and by now we were quite hungry. It was one-thirty in the afternoon. I wanted to take a little cold shower and Thomas threw that water over me. We were standing between the car doors, showering ourselves clean. Suddenly I hear a man yelling very loudly. But we just wanted to freshen up before entering the restaurant."

"I actually felt it coming. There were a lot of people in that restaurant. All of a sudden there were five police cars. The guy who had yelled at us was standing there too and said, 'you should go to jail for this.' It was actually a typical redneck. They focused completely on Thomas at first. He was searched and then handcuffed. So I thought: shit. Then I had to turn around too and I was handcuffed too."

Five guns and an orange suit

“I didn't dare do anything,” Dekker adds. “I had five guns pointed at me, even though those people had an IQ of a shrimp.” Ten Dam still tried to calm things down. “I thought, I might be able to rebut, but these people didn't listen to that.” And so Dekker and Ten Dam had to be taken to the station and even ended up behind lock and key. "I think it was a four-by-four place, with no windows and an iron toilet. A small sink, that was it."

The two Dutchmen were detained for “inappropriate behavior” in public spaces. "We were still given some food, under a blanket, because we were cold by now. 

It all took a very long time and fingerprints were taken. We also had to put on an orange suit, we were really inmate Laurens and inmate Thomas. It's really not allowed there. It did clash with my values,” Dekker said.

“The indictment said we sprayed each other with water bottles as two gay cyclists,” Ten Dam said. The riders had to pay a $185 bond, and it later turned out they did not have to appear in court. They did, however, walk out of jail as late as 10 hours after the arrest.

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)

LOL.  I was just about to post this.  Silly Dutchmen trying to "freshen up for the Mexican".
Just when you though middle America has no sense of humor lol
Ugh this is all so bad, and has oh so many terrible layers to this.

Ultimately, the fact that two foreigners were arrested rather than laughed at, maybe speaks volumes of the state of the nation.
Tragic news out of Israel, Guy Timor killed by a drunk driver evading police. https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/israeli-national-team-cyclist-guy-timor-killed-hit-by-unlicensed-drunk-driver/
Dispatch from Oklahoma, where Thomas Dekker and Laurens ten Dam were training for Unbound:
https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/opmerkelijk-laurens-ten-dam-en-thomas-dekker-zaten-in-amerikaanse-cel-voor-unbound/

And so Ten Dam and Dekker had to switch to a plan-B. "We were going to have lunch at the Mexican restaurant, then. It was still pretty early. We had a three-hour training ride behind us and by now we were quite hungry. It was one-thirty in the afternoon. I wanted to take a little cold shower and Thomas threw that water over me. We were standing between the car doors, showering ourselves clean. Suddenly I hear a man yelling very loudly. But we just wanted to freshen up before entering the restaurant."

"I actually felt it coming. There were a lot of people in that restaurant. All of a sudden there were five police cars. The guy who had yelled at us was standing there too and said, 'you should go to jail for this.' It was actually a typical redneck. They focused completely on Thomas at first. He was searched and then handcuffed. So I thought: shit. Then I had to turn around too and I was handcuffed too."

Five guns and an orange suit

“I didn't dare do anything,” Dekker adds. “I had five guns pointed at me, even though those people had an IQ of a shrimp.” Ten Dam still tried to calm things down. “I thought, I might be able to rebut, but these people didn't listen to that.” And so Dekker and Ten Dam had to be taken to the station and even ended up behind lock and key. "I think it was a four-by-four place, with no windows and an iron toilet. A small sink, that was it."

The two Dutchmen were detained for “inappropriate behavior” in public spaces. "We were still given some food, under a blanket, because we were cold by now. 

It all took a very long time and fingerprints were taken. We also had to put on an orange suit, we were really inmate Laurens and inmate Thomas. It's really not allowed there. It did clash with my values,” Dekker said.

“The indictment said we sprayed each other with water bottles as two gay cyclists,” Ten Dam said. The riders had to pay a $185 bond, and it later turned out they did not have to appear in court. They did, however, walk out of jail as late as 10 hours after the arrest.

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)

As an Oklahoman I find this insanely hilarious but I'm glad they are ok... 
I assumed everyone is Oklahoma thinks all cyclists in lyrca are gay cyclists =)
Some yokel in NC threatened me with a fucking rock once for pissing on a tree by the roadside. "We have indoor plumbing here like in New York!"

True story.
Insight into Kona , I have not listened 
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/escape-collective/id1655210692?i=1000658241756
I assumed everyone is Oklahoma thinks all cyclists in lyrca are gay cyclists =)
They absolutely do, probably many of the cyclists in Lycra, too.